Booze Thread

[Tobieski]

In 2012 a lady friend crudely put like 5 cider cans down her top, she looked a bit deformed and still managed to get into the arena. It depends on who searches you

[mrtourette]

lady friend

[Gucci Piggy]

Just put one down your pants and pretend it's your penis and if they try to check pepper spray them and kick them in the stomach.

[2rare2die]

Just put one down your pants and pretend it's your penis and if they try to check pepper spray them and kick them in the stomach.

But what if they confiscate your pepper spray first?

[Gucci Piggy]

But what if they confiscate your pepper spray first?

Oh I didn't plan this very well.

[Liam1082]

40 Cans of fosters, for Thursday through til Saturday night. Wanna drive home after blink finish on Sunday

[the wonderwhy]

Does Brothers not come in cans now?

[Yellow_Fellow]

Jesus you're bothered by that

[mattgimmeshelter]

T in the Park security was ridiculous, guy at the arena gates pretty much grabbed my ass.

Edited August 13, 2014 by mattgimmeshelter

[the wonderwhy]

Jesus you're bothered by that

It made the fest last time

[TenInchToenaiIs]

T in the Park security was ridiculous, guy at the arena gates pretty much grabbed my ass.

he wasn't security

[the wonderwhy]

okay bad news everyone tesco don't stock brothers in cans anymore

[Hart Attack]

2.5L Skittles vodka

1L Werthers vodka

1L Jagermeister

1L Jack Daniels

[the wonderwhy]

Last time I drank vodka I woke up in the back of a taxi and just about managed to work out where I was before he dumped me on the side of the road and made off with 40 quid and my iPhone.

[the wonderwhy]

I reckon Matt's T in the Park security man was my taxi driver and the bloke has a fetish for people with our name.

[Babyquack]

T in the Park security was ridiculous, guy at the arena gates pretty much grabbed my ass.

Stop bigging yourself up Matt, you're not that attractive.

Edited August 13, 2014 by Babyquack

[justanothername]

Stop bigging yourself up Matt, you're not that attractive.

Every one is beautiful in their own way so stop bringing Matt down

Edited August 14, 2014 by justanothername

[Gucci Piggy]

I miss the days of being able to drink at festivals. Now I'm working for a security firm T in the Park was a little dull.

[Babyquack]

Every one is beautiful in there own way so stop bringing Matt down

Haha I was just joking - although I follow him on twitter, I have no clue what he looks like I'm not Will a stalker.

[justanothername]

Haha I was just joking - although I follow him on twitter, I have no clue what he looks like I'm not Will a stalker.

I know pal and I don't even have twitter so I don't know what he looks like too but I'm not dying to find out any time soon

Edited August 14, 2014 by justanothername

[Tobieski]

2.5L Skittles vodka

1L Werthers vodka

1L Jagermeister

1L Jack Daniels

How long does the skittles vodka take to fully mix?

[Hart Attack]

How long does the skittles vodka take to fully mix?

Two weeks if you just leave it to sit and dissolve, significantly less if you put the bottles in the dishwasher to heat them up and melt the skittles. Enough time still to do a batch before the festival if that's what you're asking!

[6t6o6m]

Pack of 4 beers.

[Liam1082]

Anyone got any tips on lugging beer from car to campsite? haha Or just a few sit downs when your arms are about to give way maybe?

[Liam1082]

Anyone got any tips on lugging beer from car to campsite? haha Or just a few sit downs when your arms are about to give way maybe?