NFR NFC >>>>>>2015

[A Guy Called Matt]

I've only read a little bit but it's a bit Daily Mail isnt it!!!!

I reckon it is the Mail on steroids.

[ICGenie]

Advise needed please.

I have just got delivered some new trousers and both have button fly (I forgot to check when ordering). I like them and want to keep them but cannot suss out how the flip you do them up without hurting fingers and looking like a complete fool.

Any tips?

Start from the bottom and work your way up - sounds almost as ridiculous as the question but when you zip you tend to do the top button up first which doesn't work with a button fly.

[mr gumby]

Start from the bottom and work your way up.

Finbarr! ;-)

[A Guy Called Matt]

Start from the bottom and work your way up - sounds almost as ridiculous as the question but when you zip you tend to do the top button up first which doesn't work with a button fly.

Imagine a button up bottom!!!

Thank you for the tip - I am getting there... practise will make perfect though I am not ready for a public performance (gents loos) just yet!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Well it gave me a LOLasm.

[lucyginger]

That's brilliant Matt!!!!!!

[jeffie]

Imagine a button up bottom!!!

Thank you for the tip - I am getting there... practise will make perfect though I am not ready for a public performance (gents loos) just yet!

They are rubbish after a few pints. Finger coordination goes right out the window.

[A Guy Called Matt]

They are rubbish after a few pints. Finger coordination goes right out the window.

I shall not wear them when drinking, hopefully

[Mr Splodge]

Less chance of an eye watering accident though.

Brings tears to your eyes, even worse if going commando

[lucyginger]

I can't be doing with a button fly. Can't undo them on other people either. Ahem.

[lucyginger]

Anyhoo, currently watching an 80's tastic film, Ice Pirates. It's terrible but in a good way!

[Mr Splodge]

Matt found this for you

http://www.englishrules.com/2004/why-the-button-fly/

[mr gumby]

I can't be doing with a button fly. Can't undo them on other people either. Ahem.

People? As in plural?

Saucy wotsit!

[mr gumby]

Had a fun day in the end today. Had planned a shopping trip with the little'un, but it was hammering down when we would've been going out. Can't manage a buggy with one hand and a brolly with the other when it's as breezy as it has been! Anyway, sacrifice made, and once the r@#n had stopped we went out to jump in puddles. Expecting white stuff tomorrow, so if it settles there'll be another opportunity for outdoor winter fun!

Turning in for the night now with a book and a rumbling cat. Night all!

[ICGenie]

I can't be doing with a button fly. Can't undo them on other people either. Ahem.

I had a boyfriend once who insisted on wearing the most unfathomable belt. It was most frustrating.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I have a belt made from a re-cycled bicycle tyre. I only use it when I just can't find my normal belt and I'm in a hurry. Putting it on to a pair of jeans is a bastard, but trying to get it off the jeans is fucking mental.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Snow

Good morning

[lucyginger]

People? As in plural?

Saucy wotsit!

That's me!

[lucyginger]

I had a boyfriend once who insisted on wearing the most unfathomable belt. It was most frustrating.

It's a bloody nightmare! And they complain about bras!!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

What have I done..................................................... I have unleashed the undressing thread on the world,

My mind is not so full of images, most of which should not be there, I don't know what to do with myself!

NFR NFBF NFC

[lucyginger]

Only cos they don't make them in my size.

I'm pretty sure I know some people who could point you in the direction of the right shops.

[lucyginger]

How's the snow, Matt?

[mr gumby]

We've just moved up to number 8 in the all time thread list!

[A Guy Called Matt]

How's the snow, Matt?

Mostly gone now but I got out before sunrise with the camera so have loads of pics to sort.

[lucyginger]

Brilliant! Look forward to seeing a couple

Number 8? Cool!!!