Need ID to get in?

[ikbod]

Do I need to bring my drivers licence to get in? Am over 40 so no worries bout the bars and that

ta

[APC]

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:

Glastonbury is now under martial law.

All constitutional rights have been suspended.

Stay in your tents.

Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys.

Shut up.

Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.

Stay in your homes.

Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work.

Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew

will be shot.

Remain calm, do not panic.

Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in

the morning.

Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine examples will be

shot.

Stay in your tents, remain calm.

The number one enemy of progress is questions.

National security is more important than individual will.

All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal.

No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.

Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor.

Shut up, be happy.

Obey all orders without question.

The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory.

Be happy.

At last everything is done for you.

Edited June 21, 2013 by APC

[ikbod]

Oh right, sounds marvelous

[APC]

Yeah, however, they missed out the line that said, and I quote:

"People who look even slightly different from their Glastonbury ticket photograph are advised to bring a piece of ID along too just in case. Anyone who doesn't provide a piece of ID might have to argue the toss for a minute longer or MAY.BE.SHOT."

It's best to bung something in, just in case. Even if it's in case you cark it in the middle of the crowd and people want to find out who you are. It speeds up the dead-reclaimation on the Monday morning.

[ikbod]

ok ta, i look very much like my photo, but will take DL in case

[bexj]

I've never taken ID and never been asked!

[ian the worm]

You won't need it.

[NorthernScum]

[clarkete]

ok ta, i look very much like my photo, but will take DL in case