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You forgot the bit when he sends a dove to see if there is any land and it brings an olive branch back.

Now I am no ornithologist but I am pretty certain a pidgeon would have been more likely.

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The story of Noah, even by religious standards, is batshit crazy.

A 120 year old alcoholic is commissioned by God to build a 100 ft long boat to house 45,000 odd animals, a lot of whom were as yet undiscovered by man as the continents they lived on were undiscovered by people in that part of the world. He takes 500 years to build the fucking thing, sails out to sea with a male and female of each animal, all apparently having a 100% fertility rate, and then God destroys everything on earth.

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The story of Noah, even by religious standards, is batshit crazy.

A 120 year old alcoholic is commissioned by God to build a 100 ft long boat to house 45,000 odd animals, a lot of whom were as yet undiscovered by man as the continents they lived on were undiscovered by people in that part of the world. He takes 500 years to build the fucking thing, sails out to sea with a male and female of each animal, all apparently having a 100% fertility rate, and then God destroys everything on earth.

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The story of Noah, even by religious standards, is batshit crazy.

A 120 year old alcoholic is commissioned by God to build a 100 ft long boat to house 45,000 odd animals, a lot of whom were as yet undiscovered by man as the continents they lived on were undiscovered by people in that part of the world. He takes 500 years to build the fucking thing, sails out to sea with a male and female of each animal, all apparently having a 100% fertility rate, and then God destroys everything on earth.

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