Squatter, sitter, other?

[geebus]

It's probably been done before, but after various posts on here...

Are you a squatter, sitter or 'other' (probably regret it, but please elaborate)?

Edited July 11, 2011 by geebus

[Morse Code]

I'm a mathematician - I like to work it out with a pencil! ;-)

I assume I'm on the right lines?!

[The Goo Goo Doll]

I try to squat but I voted sitter as squatting is too much effort. Especially after a few too many.

[hedgepeg]

what the hell? lol

[izcuje]

what would qualify as an 'other' ?

[TwistedReligion]

I'm the one that pisses on the seat and smears marmite up the walls then chucks his strongbow into the pit

[Toooly]

If i've got enough bog roll I'll build myself a little "tissue nest" on the seat

[Vieuphoria]

I too do this^^^

[izcuje]

I lay about 7-8 toilet liners and then build a bogroll nest around it on the parts not covered by the toilet liner. helps if the area isn't entirely dry too. Granted it also means I spend more time in there while setting up though.

[Uh-Oh!]

sitter most definately, get stuck in Question is when you have done your biz, are you a folder or a scruncher?

[Bender]

Handstander

[ampersand]

i like the people who draw things on the wall. someone left a very fun game in a sonisphere portaloo.

[geebus]

Interesting results so far and not what I was expecting!

[swede]

Man up, sit down, shit ! Thats my rule.

[ukslim]

Interesting results so far and not what I was expecting!

[lucyginger]

I've gone with 'other' as I am a hoverer :-)

[lucyginger]

I do, however, sit if I have time to wipe the seat....

[AnnaGrant]

Depends on the state of the seat.

[Amii]

Sitter.

Rather than wasting enormous amounts of paper through "lining the seat", I give it a quick wipe with an antiseptic hand gel or wipe - I live by this and it's just that little extra peace of mind!

[anoldhippie@60]

If i've got enough bog roll I'll build myself a little "tissue nest" on the seat

[The Pumpkin King]

I sat once this time and got someones orange turd over the top of my leg and on my shirt

f**king deal with that on a hangover..

[Morse Code]

I sat once this time and got someones orange turd over the top of my leg and on my shirt

f**king deal with that on a hangover..

[rexclark]

A quick wipe of the seat then I sit. I can sometimes be quite a while so I like to be comfy.

[FluffyFairy]

My legs are too short to squat adequately in the long drops so I'm a sitter. Much prefer to relax as I pee ( I don't feel like I can relax squatting anyway)

[tommmy]

I once went into the long drops with my rucksack, got out my rubber ring, inflated it, sat down and did my dirty business. Imagine my horror when I rummage through the rucksack and there is no bog roll. There is no way I am going to walk about with a pooey bottom so I have another rummage, bingo, Dave's sweatshirt. I have a good clean up, put Dave's sweatshirt back in the rucksack and leave the cubicle nice and empty and clean. Dave had a bit of a moan later about his muddy sweatshirt, still wore it though.