Pulling at Glasto

[Spindles]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "stuffed crust"

[starknaked]

There's only one way to get revenge, spread the gore

Shall be traumatising my facebook friends now

Edited May 30, 2011 by starknaked

[ink1ing]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "stuffed crust"

[seantizz]

Is there somewhere I can get teabags at Glastonbury?

I do like a nice cup of tea in the morning..

[Spindles]

24 hour shops or take some with you? Shouldn't weigh you down too much (unless you drink a f**k load of tea).

I can only recommend the excellent 50p tea tent in undleground, run by the legend that is starkus for a cracking morning cuppa, shady spot to sit and chill and, if you are lucky, musical accompaniment from the clientelle.

[MamaJojo]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "stuffed crust"

[Spindles]

Lmao, I have heard of this mysterious blue waffle before, however I have the restraint to have never googled it!

[eodsi]

Christ, if u think that's bad do NOT google image 'blue waffle'

[Spindles]

Exactly why I will never google it!

In the early days of wikipedia it had a full page "random article" on the front page. My very first visit just happened that the random article was "goatse", to this day I wish I could erase that moment from my mind.

[eodsi]

Exactly why I will never google it!

In the early days of wikipedia it had a full page "random article" on the front page. My very first visit just happened that the random article was "goatse", to this day I wish I could erase that moment from my mind.

[Spindles]

LMAO! There is a site somewhere showing all the examples of goatse in computer games, really funny. Not seen that pic before but it, sadly, brings it all back.

You wouldn't have thought this thread could have gone downhill, but we managed it. Go team!

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

But really, once they start coughing blood, it's not such fun.

[philly_eds]

On the theme of shock sites, guys and girls, do NOT click on this unless you wana be scarred for life.. (I know some of you will regardless)

I was pranked on to it the other day, no doubt, theee most disturbing thing i have EVER seen... ! My link

Edited May 30, 2011 by philly_eds

[philly_eds]

totally agree with this post SEX IS NOT IMPORTANT i would also love just share that special moment with someone as the sun sets over Glastonbury think of how memorable that would be

[Nice hymer]

Thanx Philly_eds, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Just when you think you've seen it all...

[tommmy]

I have a plan b, in case I don't pull. I start to do a backwards roll, I stop half way and give my cock a good suck.

[philly_eds]

I have a plan b, in case I don't pull. I start to do a backwards roll, I stop half way and give my cock a good suck.

[gig_addiction]

Haha what a topic, cocktails in shangri-la are deadly things!

At a diff fest my friends and I helped this drunken guy get his wellies off so he could get it on with this random girl awaiting his presence inside his tent, also provided him with a condom which he gave me a quid for ha didn't stick around to hear what went on however!

[4AssedMonkey]

I haven't/wouldn't pull at Glasto for a few reasons.

- I'm happily married with kids

- I get too bombed to do anything

- There's too much else to do.

Most importantly, as a 30-something with a beer-gut who will be unshaven and a bit lived-in I probably couldn't pull a loose tooth from a dead horses mouth even if I wanted to!

Funny though, in a lost rambling moment last year I did have a nice chat with a lady in the Bimble after Laura Marling last year. With hindsight perhaps she was a little flirty. Still, I finished my drink, said goodbye and went to see Midlake and then went to bed. Rock and Roll.

[Detective McNulty]

why don't you all just post your pictures in here and anyone who likes the look of each other can meet up one day for a few drinks and some snogging under a tree at the stone circle??

[Bisque]

At Reading last year a young couple let me sit in the porch of their tent whilst they had sex (forgotten to turn their lamp off, school boy error).

I don't know why I needed to sit in there porch, I ended up losing my mates too.

[Sketchead]

At Reading last year a young couple let me sit in the porch of their tent whilst they had sex (forgotten to turn their lamp off, school boy error).

I don't know why I needed to sit in there porch, I ended up losing my mates too.

[Bisque]

So basically they wanted you to join in and you didn't realise. Mistake!

[allovicky]

On the theme of shock sites, guys and girls, do NOT click on this unless you wana be scarred for life.. (I know some of you will regardless)

I was pranked on to it the other day, no doubt, theee most disturbing thing i have EVER seen... ! My link

[MamaJojo]

why don't you all just post your pictures in here and anyone who likes the look of each other can meet up one day for a few drinks and some snogging under a tree at the stone circle??