Need a guide at Glasto?

[EasyUserName]

I love free market economics!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Glastonbury-Festival-Personal-Guide-and-Assistant-/300521465187?pt=UK_Tickets_Tickets_LE&hash=item45f879a563

"Whether this year will be your first Glastonbury or if you've been before and you know how big the site is, consider treating yourself to a personal guide who will help you to negotiate the crowds by using shortcuts known only to proper crew leaving you with plenty of time to see your favourite bands and a lot more besides!

I can help you to find the best food on site, clean warm showers, clean toilets and to gain access to the multitude of crew and VIP bars on the site as well as having insider knowledge of where to be for the secret gigs! In previous years these have included Madness, Lady Gaga and The Scissor Sisters and although I can't promise I'll even try to get you on stage at some point so that you can experience what it's like to be a rock star!

You will need to arrange your own ticket and then just leave the rest to me:

I can arrange your accommodation whether you would like me to set up your camping area in a nice spot or if you prefer I can arrange to have a caravan at your disposal for the entire festival or maybe even find guesthouse nearby

If there is interest from more than one person or group, I can help to put you in touch with other crew members who will be just as friendly and knowledgeable as me so just decide how long you want a guide for- the whole show or just a few hours a day.

Tailor-made packages are available such as tent set up or orientation tours- just ask :)Please message me for more details or with any request and I'll do my utmost to help you have the best festival experience ever!

10% of revenue will go to a small registered charity."

[eoinca]

Jesus wept. Does he actually think someone will pay for that?

[KaleidoscopeEyes]

And he'll even put your tent up for you!

[rubenz]

I would pay someone to put my tent up - i hate that shit!

[Cooter]

No doubt someone will pay for it, and 10% to charity, what a tnuc!

[Twisted Melon]

This has got to be some sort of piss take

[Chocscoffer]

Bargain!!!!

[LusciousLucy]

I've been missing a trick. Damn!!! I've been tour guide, tent assistant and font of knowledge for chum virgins for the past 7 years and I havent charged. Doh. What a mistake to make.

Edited February 10, 2011 by LusciousLucy

[fuzzylogic]

Good luck to him/her. I'd say if they manage to actually get some gullible fool to part with money for this, then I have a bunch of snow I'd like them to sell to some eskimos on my behalf

[discodave80]

ive now officially seen it all. i wonder if arse wiping is in with the price

[ramragon]

sure this was posted the other week, remember laughing at the comments then, people were suggesting that you use the ask the seller a question and send him the most rediculous question you can, like "can you smuggle my drugs in for me" and alike, saying the site seems to have come alive in the past week again feel free to send him some questions !

[G1T]

If he wants to take people through all the decent crew shortcuts, he's going to have to furnish them with a pretty wide range of passes for different areas, as I don't think any but a very, very few passes give escort rights. Even if he can escort, he'd have to be with you each time you wanted to take that shortcut.

As for news on the secret gigs before they happen, they could always just listen to Worthy FM, where we've had the onsite exclusives on them for a good few years now.