What's the chances of pulling?

[Mas]

oh and the one who turned up with one and left with the other - living in glorious sin with babies and mortgages and all that jazz (I didn't succumb to jizz did you see) on the cards in the very near future too

[honey_d]

i met a guy there a few years ago who was very suprised to hear i hadnt been picking up guys left right and center while at the fest as i was on my own at the time..

there was someone i had interest in back home so didnt really look around me

he'd been at it all weekend though and seemed to be having a great time lol

i've been to every glastonbury since 99 and this will be my first proper single one.. really looking forward to it

[ampersand]

best one yet chris. i want you!

[Spindles]

i've been to every glastonbury since 99 and this will be my first proper single one.. really looking forward to it

[4AssedMonkey]

i've been to every glastonbury since 99 and this will be my first proper single one.. really looking forward to it

[mouth]

when did this thread evolve from ginger back door love to asian ginger back door love?

[tommmy]

i met a guy there a few years ago who was very suprised to hear i hadnt been picking up guys left right and center while at the fest as i was on my own at the time..

there was someone i had interest in back home so didnt really look around me

he'd been at it all weekend though and seemed to be having a great time lol

i've been to every glastonbury since 99 and this will be my first proper single one.. really looking forward to it

[dirty_dog]

i met a guy there a few years ago who was very suprised to hear i hadnt been picking up guys left right and center while at the fest as i was on my own at the time..

there was someone i had interest in back home so didnt really look around me

he'd been at it all weekend though and seemed to be having a great time lol

i've been to every glastonbury since 99 and this will be my first proper single one.. really looking forward to it

Edited May 28, 2010 by dirty_dog

[tommmy]

How much cock are you looking to manage in 5 days?

[mouth]

i cant believe it. this thread has stooped lower.........

[kezffc]

A girl looking like she stuck her head in a bucket of wallpaper paste isn't a good festival look

[honey_d]

hahaha i'm not looking for any cock over the weekend.. the thought of tent sex with a stranger isnt floating my boat

[dan05delaney]

Hi

Are you into bukkake, if so then come and meet me and my mates.

[swede]

Hi

Are you into bukkake, if so then come and meet me and my mates.

[mouth]

If she wants some one on one maybe we could get a bit of creampie action going on

[swede]

its not even 9am yet!!!!!!

[tommmy]

A girl looking like she stuck her head in a bucket of wallpaper paste isn't a good festival look

[jimmyk83]

Reminds me of one of the best slogan t-shirts from last year-

'Bukkake ruined my carpet'

[dirty_dog]

hahaha i'm not looking for any cock over the weekend.. the thought of tent sex with a stranger isnt floating my boat

[philly_eds]

A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD

i've got the feeling some of you lads will enjoy this website: some classic LADish stories...

http://www.truelad.com/index.php

[jimmyk83]

A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD

[ampersand]

http://www.truelad.com/index.php

[honey_d]

thats a shame. me and my mates are looking for a girl who wants to go gas-tight

[tommmy]

nah m8 not for me...

if anyone fancies a bit of space docking though.....