This is a Crisis

[Beaver89]

I'd say lay low and wait for these announcements from Glasto HQ next week. see if they sway her. you get so much more at glasto and really you can treat it like the comercial fests if you want!

[judyblue110]

You big girl.

Take the goddamn trousers back, and tell her you're going to Glastonbury!

And then get her to make you a god damn sammich!!!!!!!!

[Katster]

id planned this as last since last year

and im not going to turn this into a 'what i dont like about glasto' thread, or a 'its not as good as it used to be thread' cos i love the place

im just done with it.

[In transit]

I don't understand people, why cut yourselves off from something so great.

[Katster]

I don't understand people, why cut yourselves off from something so great.

[st00ka]

Don't come to Glastonbury, release your tickets to someone who really wants to come.

[In transit]

At one time in my life I would have said exactly the same.

It's just there's other great things to see and do and unfortunately Glastonbury has become far too expensive for me, if I am to be able to enjoy some of those other enjoyable things.

You should be thankful, people like me means less of a scrabble for tickets for people like you

[ivan]

Tell her

[ampersand]

At one time in my life I would have said exactly the same.

It's just there's other great things to see and do and unfortunately Glastonbury has become far too expensive for me, if I am to be able to enjoy some of those other enjoyable things.

[ivan]

Without Glasto , there is no point being on efests

Therefore you will be bored on the PC and will end up trawlimg match.com in the early hours

And she would not want that to happen again !

[Katster]

Interesting, I'm sure we will all get there. I presume most people fade out rather than making a specific decision it will be their last year - or don't rule out going back with kids etc. Personally I'm struggling to imagine how sad that last Monday would be if you knew you were never coming back.

[Wooderson]

KLick her in the sponge

[Peache Calhoon]

My much much better half stop wanting to go to Glastonbury years ago however i still go every year either on my own or with friends. Its only a couple of days a year just go.....you know you want to

[Langdale Wolf]

[Tugger2k]

My much much better half stop wanting to go to Glastonbury years ago however i still go every year either on my own or with friends. Its only a couple of days a year just go.....you know you want to

[russycarps]

Have a quick look in your undercrackers. Is there a cock and balls hanging down?

If so, go to Glastonbury and tell the moany old sow you will not tolerate this sort of chat ever again or you will introduce her to your thrashing stick.

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Honestly, I have never read such an absurd thread in my entire life.

[worthyraver]

i understand all the 'go with out her' comments.

but its a complete non-starter.

faithless, jack white, the breeders, massive attack, fleet foxes, mgmt, the levellers, foals

get any of them confirmed please eavii

help me out here!!!

[Tugger2k]

Have a quick look in your undercrackers. Is there a cock and balls hanging down?

If so, go to Glastonbury and tell the moany old sow you will not tolerate this sort of chat ever again or you will introduce her to your thrashing stick.

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Honestly, I have never read such an absurd thread in my entire life.

[20/20]

Have a quick look in your undercrackers. Is there a cock and balls hanging down?

If so, go to Glastonbury and tell the moany old sow you will not tolerate this sort of chat ever again or you will introduce her to your thrashing stick.

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Honestly, I have never read such an absurd thread in my entire life.

[wiltshireham]

Have a quick look in your undercrackers. Is there a cock and balls hanging down?

If so, go to Glastonbury and tell the moany old sow you will not tolerate this sort of chat ever again or you will introduce her to your thrashing stick.

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Honestly, I have never read such an absurd thread in my entire life.

[Chazeboy]

[Langdale Wolf]

i understand all the 'go with out her' comments.

but its a complete non-starter.

faithless, jack white, the breeders, massive attack, fleet foxes, mgmt, the levellers, foals

get any of them confirmed please eavii

help me out here!!!

[Langdale Wolf]

Have a quick look in your undercrackers. Is there a cock and balls hanging down?

If so, go to Glastonbury and tell the moany old sow you will not tolerate this sort of chat ever again or you will introduce her to your thrashing stick.

If on the otherhand you see something that resembles a stab wound in a gorillas back, then put your dress on, insert your tampon and mince off to Hyde Park with all the other girlies.

Honestly, I have never read such an absurd thread in my entire life.

[Tugger2k]

MGMT and Faithless are self confirmed, aren't they?

The Levellers were on the rumours list.

I'd be flabbergasted if all of these didn't play.

[20/20]

Get her to read this thread, especially russycarp's little gem of a post. With so much charm, style and good reason, you can't fail to impress her.