people talking out of their behind?!?

[neil_hill_1]

last summer I was in a bar talking to a bloke, a pretty decent bloke, about the fact that I was going to Glastonbury next week and that I go to rather a few festivals and that Glastonbury is by far the best one. he then proceeded to say...

"I have only been to Glastonbury once and that was when I was around 14 (he is 24ish now) when guns and roses where headlining."

now, I used to have a guy at school who used to say that he had a live shark in his loft, was related to Tutankhamen and that he had killed 2 people with samurai swards. I see this as being in the same category of bullcrap.

anyone experienced anything similar?

[Derby_Dave]

Every single day, far too many to mention!

[Craig_G]

This is why I hide on the internets. Everyone on the interwebs tell the truth.

[Katster]

A conversation overheard by me by some knowledgeable man up at the stone circle:

"These stones haven't always been here you know, they brought them from all areas of the UK and arranged them in this manner. They call it Stone Henge. It's very spiritual."

[neil_hill_1]

A conversation overheard by me by some knowledgeable man up at the stone circle:

"These stones haven't always been here you know, they brought them from all areas of the UK and arranged them in this manner. They call it Stone Henge. It's very spiritual."

Edited January 12, 2010 by neil_hill_1

[ivan]

I know someone who when he has had a few saw

Zeppelin at Knebworth

DC with Bon Scott

and I forgot the other but it has something to do with Queen (so I ain't interested )

Despite the fact he would have been about 13 at the time , and he gets evasive when asked who he

went with cos we know it would not have been with his mum and dad !

[The Nal]

now, I used to have a guy at school who used to say that he had a live shark in his loft, was related to Tutankhamen and that he had killed 2 people with samurai swards. I see this as being in the same category of bullcrap.

Edited January 12, 2010 by The Nal

[fullfathom5]

I am a Ninja!

[Discobadger]

ha ha there all really funny ...wonders what goes on in peoples heads lol

a boy i worked with said that he owned T in the park and owned the bars at T and that geoff ellis worked for him...the wee fanny was only 19 lol

another one aswell tryed to tell me he seen leanord skynard at the SECC the real line up b4 they died ...erm he was only 29 WTF lol...he was shot down in flames lol

lol people that have to bullshite to get a convo are sad as f**k lol

p.s my mums susan boyle no kidding lol

[Macca3031]

I'm guessing the guy who said about Guns was getting confused with Leeds, where they played in 2002, though it is the current incarnation with only Axy so was probably rubbish.

[whotookthegoodname]

my mums susan boyle no kidding

[neil_hill_1]

I'm guessing the guy who said about Guns was getting confused with Leeds, where they played in 2002, though it is the current incarnation with only Axy so was probably rubbish.

[Discobadger]

you father is GOD?!?! your like the second Jeeesssus

Edited January 12, 2010 by Discobadger

[whotookthegoodname]

lol no im her love child she only claims to be a virgin really shes a deviant lol

[Discobadger]

*shudders*

[Redwinevino]

Just spat tea all over my keyboard.

I know a guy who has claimed:

1. His sister was born with a tail.

2. He fell out of an airplane just after take off and bounced back up and onto the wing and got back in the plane because he was wearing Nike Air.

3. His Dad was a ninja.

[howbizzrre]

Back in my college days a lad said in the common room that he had a stinker of a hangover...the cause...all the redbull the night before. When we pointed out it was non-alcoholic you should have seen him skulk off! Brilliant!

[whotookthegoodname]

Back in my college days a lad said in the common room that he had a stinker of a hangover...the cause...all the redbull the night before. When we pointed out it was non-alcoholic you should have seen him skulk off! Brilliant!

[Nottm52Mike]

I know someone who when he has had a few saw

Zeppelin at Knebworth

DC with Bon Scott

and I forgot the other but it has something to do with Queen (so I ain't interested )

Despite the fact he would have been about 13 at the time , and he gets evasive when asked who he

went with cos we know it would not have been with his mum and dad !

Edited January 12, 2010 by Nottm52Mike

[Ashaz42]

Yeah, some guy last year at Glasto, complete bullcrap, said that Micheal Jackson died!

[BlackHole2006]

"Glastonbury is so muddy. Even when it's sunny all week it always rains on the Glastonbury weekend"

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Yeah, some guy last year at Glasto, complete bullcrap, said that Micheal Jackson died!

[rabid]

U2 are the special guests at The Park.

[karlpowell]

A conversation overheard by me by some knowledgeable man up at the stone circle:

"These stones haven't always been here you know, they brought them from all areas of the UK and arranged them in this manner. They call it Stone Henge. It's very spiritual."

Edited January 12, 2010 by karlpowell

[tazzyb]

"I have only been to Glastonbury once and that was when I was around 14 (he is 24ish now) when guns and roses where headlining."