Things that annoy you ?

[philipsteak]

When stupid people feel the need to say 'that's funny'. Really. Its funny. So that's why we're all laughing then is it.

[ampersand]

middle aged women who take three days to decide to buy something online cos they're wondering if the site is safe!

[saratink]

PUT THE ICE CREAM AND IRN BRU DOWN FATTY!

[markeee]

middle aged women who take three days to decide to buy something online cos they're wondering if the site is safe!

[ampersand]

all middle aged men having 'summer of 69' as their ringtone.

bloody middle aged people

[sifi]

I've got diet irn bru

[ampersand]

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Edited September 17, 2010 by ampersand

[jump]

f**king recruitment agencies, I haven't used them for 2 years but I still keep getting spam e-mails/calls from them despite me telling them to go away.

[Steve P]

Still no car. I rang the garage to find out what is happening and had the following conversation.

Me: So when will my car be ready to collect?

Citroen Garage: Well we're waiting for proof of service history from your lease company before we can do the work.

Me: But it's always been serviced by citroen garages

Garage: Yes but we need proof.

Me: Look in the glove box and check the service book then.

Garage: No we need proof from your lease company?

Me: Are you taking the p!ss?

Garage: I agree this seems a bit petty.

Me: Well why are you doing it then?

Garage: Just following orders.

:angry: :angry: :angry:

I almost went with the line from Clerks "You know who else was just following orders, the Nazi party" but thought better of it as I do still need them to fix it. If you ever need to get your car serviced, don't take it to the Citroen garage in Hatfield.

[jump]

Finally got a message from the garage on Wednesday telling me my car was ready to collect. They'd decided that the turbo had blown and in the end had replaced it with a new one. Well driving home last night all of a sudden i lost all power again, it wouldn't go over 2000 revs. Called the garage and they said that the new turbo must have blown as well

The best bit though was they then said that the new turbo had no warantee on it as they'd been instructed by my lease company not to do all the checks on it that they were supposed to have done! Unbe-f#cking-lievable. The lease company are denying this of course, so somebody somewhere is lying to me. When I find out who i'm going to go ape at them. How on earth could they send me out in a car that they new hadn't been checked?!? Absolute complete and utter c#nts the lot of them :angry: :angry: :angry:

Edited September 17, 2010 by jump

[saratink]

being hopeless!

[Pogues Mcgogues]

being hopeless!

[jump]

People who bring kids in the office and for half an hour you can't get any work done as the girls are swooning after the kiddie.

[dakyras]

The lack of any form of social media in China.

Clearly efestivals isn't popular enough.

[saratink]

i think lack of sex is something i'm allowed to get annoyed about

[jump]

i think lack of sex is something i'm allowed to get annoyed about

[saratink]

Not if you're a girl, all you have to do is walk in a bar/club and you can pull.

[jump]

yess but i don't want chlamydia and hiv!

[ampersand]

yess but i don't want chlamydia and hiv!

[ampersand]

Neither do I, that's why I use a condom.

[jump]

what about for your mouth? or are you just an in and out sort of guy?

[ampersand]

You can't get HIV via mouth, and as posted in the unpopular opinion thread I don't like blow jobs.

[RABun]

You can't get HIV via mouth, and as posted in the unpopular opinion thread I don't like blow jobs.

[jump]

you sure? you can get plenty other stuff though. and that's a very chauvanist answer

[saratink]

Yep, you can get other stuff like herpies but there are visible signs for it. I have a gay friend and I asked a bunch stupid questions like do you use a codom for blowjobs, who decides who blows who 1st etc