what is the worst thing they could possibly put on to headline the pyramid stage

[crashnburn]

i have two horrific fears

firstly that they will invite Andrew lloyd webber to do some musical theatre. bloody joseph and his technicolour dream coat blaring aout across the hallowed fields of glastonbury (on the other hand war of the worlds would be cool

secondly the final of xfactor / britons got talent transmitted live from the pyramid the main stage flooded by the tears of elated and disapointed hopefulls

can anyone top that for badness

[crashnburn]

sorry forgot about the existence of joe pasquelle

[4AssedMonkey]

Madonna.

[laid back in the sun]

springsteen again

[crashnburn]

Madonna.

[THEBOILERMAN]

the bishop of bath and wells.

[42-shades]

telly tubbies

[Davness]

Friday Co-headliners

Snow Patrol

Razorlight

Saturday headliners

U2

Sunday headliner

Eminem

[42-shades]

telly tubbies

[crashnburn]

Friday Co-headliners

Snow Patrol

Razorlight

Saturday headliners

U2

Sunday headliner

Eminem

[crashnburn]

with take that wearing the costumes

[4AssedMonkey]

telly tubbies

[crashnburn]

That could be quite good if you had some high quality acid.

[crashnburn]

the cannon and ball variety show staring Cilla black, jim davidson, russ abbott 2 unlimited, a mime act and joe pasqually

[MyTwistedWords]

Friday Co-headliners

Snow Patrol

Razorlight

Saturday headliners

U2

Sunday headliner

Eminem

[bob parkhurst]

the cannon and ball variety show staring Cilla black, jim davidson, russ abbott 2 unlimited, a mime act and joe pasqually

[MyTwistedWords]

think it would give for a good atmosphere

[4AssedMonkey]

except Jim Davidsons a c**t that i'd happily kill, and i'm not a violent girl

[MyTwistedWords]

If you ever get the opportunity, give him a stab from me. Preferably the eye.

[Joshuwarr]

Nickelback. JUST NO!

[5co77ie]

Me with a washboard

[Sipperana]

UB40. Topic closed.

[geztival_09]

This would be my nightmare:

Pyramid stage: A selection of old X factor and Britain's got Talent contestants in a live sing-off and we all have to vote who's the best - Presented by Andrew Lloyd Weber & Bruce Forsythe.

Alternative performances on the Other stage by Peter Andre, David Hasselhoff plus reformed band One True Voice featuring David Sneddon followed by re-runs of I'm a celeb...

They would only have these 2 stages and they would be live 24 hours a day, with big screens in each camping field, so none of the action can be missed. In addition, all alcohol would be confiscated and none would be available for purchase for the duration of the festival PLUS it will be a non-smoking site.

[bob parkhurst]

except Jim Davidsons a c**t that i'd happily kill, and i'm not a violent girl

[BuriedBones]

Coldplay (obv.)