Birds nest campsite security.

[abu hamster]

Each campsite has a birds nest installed the tower is manned by security with Night vision goggles. Any scum walking round from tent to tent would be easily spotted and beating squads/security could be sent to secure the bastards. The person arrested should then be banned for life from the festival.

This would restrict the thefts at night. One or two towers in each camping area would help no end.

What do you think?

I hate the scum that go to festivals to ruin it for others!

[superdry]

Hmmm.....

Big brother is watching you!

[Goblinz]

1) Night vision goggles wouldn't have the range.

2) Innocent people would be caught... how many innocent people stumble through the campsite, or have

even tried to get in to the worng tent by mistake.

3) Do you really want Glasto security watching your ever move at the campsite?

[abu hamster]

I think it would be a big deterrant. Anyone who is trolleyed and going to wrong tents would be helped out those with pockets of wedge phones and money could be escorted off site.

Its hardly big brother is it. What price security and peace of mind? I am sure anyone who has woken up with someone in there tent would like this idea.

Myself I only take what I am willing to lose and Phone and money never leave me.

Even as a deterant it would be worth considering.

[russycarps]

Each campsite has a birds nest installed the tower is manned by security with Night vision goggles. Any scum walking round from tent to tent would be easily spotted and beating squads/security could be sent to secure the bastards. The person arrested should then be banned for life from the festival.

This would restrict the thefts at night. One or two towers in each camping area would help no end.

What do you think?

I hate the scum that go to festivals to ruin it for others!

[tvrobbie]

High powered sniper rifles? You could just build one giant tower above the pyramid stage and that should give you coverage over the whole site, place a team of crack shots with Barrett .50 calibre's up there and job done. They could be on the lookout for people in crowds not clapping loud enough or singing along too and let rip with a few warning shots.

[Ponyegg]

I think barbed wire should be put round the top of the fence. I also think security should be given guns. I also think those who enter the festival should never be able to leave. I also think that instead of using money to buy food and water we should all have to do hard labour. I also think the festival should be relocated to Siberia

[Ponyegg]

High powered sniper rifles? You could just build one giant tower above the pyramid stage and that should give you coverage over the whole site, place a team of crack shots with Barrett .50 calibre's up there and job done. They could be on the lookout for people in crowds not clapping loud enough or singing along too and let rip with a few warning shots.

[The Nal]

Each campsite has a birds nest installed the tower is manned by security with Night vision goggles. Any scum walking round from tent to tent would be easily spotted and beating squads/security could be sent to secure the bastards. The person arrested should then be banned for life from the festival.

This would restrict the thefts at night. One or two towers in each camping area would help no end.

What do you think?

[Messy]

Oh God, no. Terrible idea.

[Ed209]

Each campsite has a birds nest installed the tower is manned by security with Night vision goggles. Any scum walking round from tent to tent would be easily spotted and beating squads/security could be sent to secure the bastards. The person arrested should then be banned for life from the festival.

This would restrict the thefts at night. One or two towers in each camping area would help no end.

What do you think?

I hate the scum that go to festivals to ruin it for others!

[miniand]

Could give it a bit of a concentration camp feel to it, although it does happen in the campeevan fields as a fire watch system and it looks bloody miserable when it pisses down. Wouldn't feel confident in lightning storms either. Apart from the campsite stewards why is there no watchtower system for campsite fires.

More undercover police working night shifts rather than all the dayshift plod wearing fairywings etc. Never seen any trouble in the main arena areas and there are plenty of stewards/security around anyway.

[miniand]

Oops double post

Edited July 10, 2009 by miniand

[Chazeboy]

I think barbed wire should be put round the top of the fence. I also think security should be given guns. I also think those who enter the festival should never be able to leave. I also think that instead of using money to buy food and water we should all have to do hard labour. I also think the festival should be relocated to Siberia

[Mardy]

. I also think the festival should be relocated to Siberia

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Each campsite has a birds nest installed the tower is manned by security with Night vision goggles. Any scum walking round from tent to tent would be easily spotted and beating squads/security could be sent to secure the bastards. The person arrested should then be banned for life from the festival.

This would restrict the thefts at night. One or two towers in each camping area would help no end.

What do you think?

I hate the scum that go to festivals to ruin it for others!

[micawber]

High powered sniper rifles? You could just build one giant tower above the pyramid stage and that should give you coverage over the whole site, place a team of crack shots with Barrett .50 calibre's up there and job done. They could be on the lookout for people in crowds not clapping loud enough or singing along too and let rip with a few warning shots.

[popcornmaster]

f**k it

incorporate all that has been said

how about we modernise schindler's list

No-one will certainly be pissing about then....

OP what a ridiculous idea

[sifi]

I've got images of Steve McQueen trying to get in by jumping the fence on a motorbike, before being dragged off to the "cooler".

[ShadyBlueBell]

Every person that is camping should be given a Glastonbury whistle to blow should anyone enter there tent when they are in

Well you got to try lol

[ShadyBlueBell]

Would they be able to take the legs of a chair out? Or a flag pole down? Or remove a lit cigarette within 20m of a pregnant punter?

If so, go for it.

[ollyrag]

Trap tent fitted with CCTV and a few goodies for the tea leafs.

Motion detection activates an alert to camp security and the CCTV, images are immediately relayed to mobile phones of camp security showing a mug shot of said tea leaf.

Person aprehended within about 50 yards of incident.

Camp security apprehend perp and then we can have us a lynchin !

Well why not. They do exactly this with cars

[markeee]

Every person that is camping should be given a Glastonbury whistle to blow should anyone enter there tent when they are in

Well you got to try lol

[markeee]

needs to be some sort of blacklist, so the few who are caught..are blocked for life

this would involve GFLhaving a blacklist, and stopping people on it even registerring for tickets

at present, from what ive read on here, people caught just get chucked out and free to come back next time

[LostRiot]

This idea is rubbish,