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I am going to have to test the reliability of the colostomy bag catapult I've been working on. There now seen to be quite a few crap bands on and unless they are having a Crap Bands Only stage this year I can see it getting plenty of use while I hold my spot for something better. This is not a dig at the line up. Quite apart from my imaginary old age and imaginary 'Nam war wounds I was also a drummer for The Tap back in the day (lasted 2 hours before I slipped on a stray salami on the dressing room floor inadvertently knocking a plaster model of Stone 'Enge off a plinth and crushing my spine, hence the chair) and wouldn't mind a glimpse of the boys, for old times sake. The mobility scooters not as quick as she used to be, bless 'er, so I won't be making any quick getaways see.

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I am going to have to test the reliability of the colostomy bag catapult I've been working on. There now seen to be quite a few crap bands on and unless they are having a Crap Bands Only stage this year I can see it getting plenty of use while I hold my spot for something better. This is not a dig at the line up. Quite apart from my imaginary old age and imaginary 'Nam war wounds I was also a drummer for The Tap back in the day (lasted 2 hours before I slipped on a stray salami on the dressing room floor inadvertently knocking a plaster model of Stone 'Enge off a plinth and crushing my spine, hence the chair) and wouldn't mind a glimpse of the boys, for old times sake. The mobility scooters not as quick as she used to be, bless 'er, so I won't be making any quick getaways see.
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