Any generous fella's?

[.jay.]

I'm coming to Glastonbury as part of a group of 18 year old lads, let me cut to the chase.

I'm coming in a group of 3, and i am so insecure with my sexuality that i make a huge deal of my friends not having been laid as of yet so i make fun of them for it all the while letting my own issues with women slip in my following posts.

all this is an obvious cover for my underlying homosexual tendencies and what i really need is a any generous homosexual slags out there up for a good rohypnoling and general buggery session in order to bring me thundering out of the closet and exposing my inner queen.

so,..... any takers?

all my big gay love

Neeeeeedles

Edited February 6, 2009 by .jay.

[pedmills]

If anyone gets offended by this thread I am going to scream

[.jay.]

If anyone gets offended by this thread I am going to scream

[Mark E. Spliff]

If anyone gets offended by this thread I am going to scream

Edited February 6, 2009 by Mark E. Spliff

[.jay.]

excellent!

[Messy]

Offended? I'm absolutely livid.

The misuse of the possessive apostrophe in the title to this thread ("fella's") is symptomatic of the decline of the British Empire.

[krisskross]

[EasyUserName]

Will there be real ale?

If so, I'm sold.

[Neeeeeedles]

genius.

fair play to you

[fullfathom5]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[ferraristu]

Meet you in the showers x

[attackofthemongs]

I once spied a large sign on top of a tent with the message '' girls wanted for casual sex '' , perhaps you could try something similar.

[Sam.]

You f**king Rohypnol using f**king shtting Rapist. I am gonna get you locked up how dare u mention Rape Rohypnol or anything like.

OH SHIT, CHILLI was the first mentioner of ROHYPNOL...

Why is Neeeedles still getting the blame.

It's called running with a joke. If neeedles hadn't run with the joke i doubt you'd have picked up on Chilli's use of the word.

Edited February 8, 2009 by Sam.

[BlackHole2006]

girls wanted for casual sex

[Neeeeeedles]

I'm sorry to completely drive this thread off topic but,

I've always pictured casual sex as one guy going up to

a girl casualy, you know just like normally walking and saying

"Alright Mate" and then the girl replying "Yeah I'm good thanks"

and then then after a short convo about the weather or something

like that the guy saying "Fancy a quick shag" and then the girl

saying "Yeah alright then". Obviously because It's casual no

perculiar noises will be made, very quiet or short noises if anything.

And then when there done which is probably in about 30 minutes or so

the guy says to the girl "Thanks for that" and the girl says "That's alright

mate". Obviosly they will never see each other again but if they did happen

to see eachother in the streets then they would probably just have a quick

average conversation then wonder off again.

Do you guys think the same?

Cheers,

BlackHole2006.

I'll go away now.

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

I'm sorry to completely drive this thread off topic but,

I've always pictured casual sex as one guy going up to

a girl casualy, you know just like normally walking and saying

"Alright Mate" and then the girl replying "Yeah I'm good thanks"

and then then after a short convo about the weather or something

like that the guy saying "Fancy a quick shag" and then the girl

saying "Yeah alright then". Obviously because It's casual no

perculiar noises will be made, very quiet or short noises if anything.

And then when there done which is probably in about 30 minutes or so

the guy says to the girl "Thanks for that" and the girl says "That's alright

mate". Obviosly they will never see each other again but if they did happen

to see eachother in the streets then they would probably just have a quick

average conversation then wonder off again.

Do you guys think the same?

Cheers,

BlackHole2006.

I'll go away now.

[Harrow Strongbow Ciderman!]

I always thought "Casual Sex" meant you didn't have to wear a tie.

[karlpowell]

My tent has a glory hole in it ...its the blue eurohike ...so if your passing you know what to do

[luus]

I always thought "Casual Sex" meant you didn't have to wear a tie.

Edited February 9, 2009 by luus

[disasterplan44]

Offended? I'm absolutely livid.

The misuse of the possessive apostrophe in the title to this thread ("fella's") is symptomatic of the decline of the British Empire.