singles thread

[Acquiesce.]

Bunique takes quite a bit of stick on this thread

[bunique]

Bunique takes quite a bit of stick on this thread

[Cardboard Box City]

Before anyone else comments, I'm assuming by stick, you are not referring to penii?

[RABun]

My mum is out on the first date she has had in about 5 years. I'm sat at home watching cheesy films now there's a turn around.

[bunique]

I think he was just questioning your virtuous nature, in other words, calling you a s....

[worm]

Before anyone else comments, I'm assuming by stick, you are not referring to penii? Never can be too sure with some of this lot about

[Cardboard Box City]

Err, no, you're the one doing that, ya bastard!

[bunique]

It's penis.

[worm]

You'd know! No idea what I'm getting at there...

[llcoolphil]

Its a long way from God's country (also known as Teesside).

I'd fly some of the way if I were you, bollocks to the environment.

[Cardboard Box City]

Don't you mean Good God where's this country?

[Acquiesce.]

Before anyone else comments, I'm assuming by stick, you are not referring to penii? Never can be too sure with some of this lot about

[ralph250]

my first and only love so far in my life, got married tonight and I didn't know she was even engaged. it feels weird, strange and saddening even though I'm over her.....does that makes sense. is it normal to feel sad, I'm completely happy for her but it's just a strange feeling.

[minute5072]

my mate offended the whole nation the other day.

he pulled a polish girl out in our local club, but then couldn't go any further with it, as his mate was f**ked, and him worried about her being a girl, getting home safely etc, said that he'd need to take her home, which this polish girl got in a right strop about and said to him, "not that she or her friends didn't like him", but that......

"poland didn't like him"

[rabid]

my first and only love so far in my life, got married tonight and I didn't know she was even engaged. it feels weird, strange and saddening even though I'm over her.....does that makes sense. is it normal to feel sad, I'm completely happy for her but it's just a strange feeling.

[bunique]

Aww ralph Totally normal

[Katster]

Hmm... I could actually go to Glastonbury next year for the first time ever as I can book holidays, but it's a bit scary Still got one foot in this thread and one foot out Wish I'd seen Culty's post before the edit!

[Millsy2008]

i really don't know what i do wrong sometimes, guy i was seeing (for 3 weeks) said at weekend it was getting too heavy (only seen him a total of 5 times over this 3 weeks)....

i said WTF are you talking about

i actual give up

[Radar]

my first and only love so far in my life, got married tonight and I didn't know she was even engaged. it feels weird, strange and saddening even though I'm over her.....does that makes sense. is it normal to feel sad, I'm completely happy for her but it's just a strange feeling.

[Katster]

Know the feeling, my distant ex and former fiancée recently facebooked me, seems she's engaged again but this time I think "terminally" so!

I have been pondering whether I should be bothered about being bothered, or indeed smug as the fella she's marrying is bald and ugly!

Like you, in the strictest sense she was my first and only love...

Still - onward and sideways Ralphy!!!

[Radar]

The simplest and best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else

And at least you've been in love!! Better to have loved and lost and all that bollocks.

[worm]

Ah exes. My fave.

My first love/loss of sense got married back in 2002. Her child, also my child, calls my replacement dad and doesn't wish to see me as I'm 'not special' (Psychotherapy session CIRCA 2007).

However, this is meant to be a rare story of hope. On marrying him I felt completely detached from her. Not rid of or over, but detached - no emotional response, complete indifference, nothingness.

This was a great feeling and one that empowered me again. That is, until I came acrsoss another rare breed of cumly wench, who after indulging my tainted behaviour (read by me as cool and edgy) decided to convey the exact same indifference towards me. My conclusion is that indifference is not only the opposite to love, but is the opposite of life itself - I may have thought about it too hard, but I'm nonetheless convinced.

Anyway, moral is, when they marry, you won't give a rats ass and will feel very empowered and free.

Alternatively, burn them.

Edited September 8, 2008 by worm

[Goblinz]

Alternatively, burn them.

[worm]

Was wondering when that was coming!

[Radar]

Always close at hand. One must keep hold of one's ace.