singles thread

[HorseboX]

F*ck you , you f*ck*ng f*ck!

[dakyras]

Gobz, I saw your liady friend last night. She spent ages trying to work out where she knew me from my genitalia. She was very drunk and she never wished me a happy birthday due to her mouth being full.

[HorseboX]

MWAHAHAHAAAA

[brighteyes]

I have date number 4 tomorrow. Also, all 3 of my flatmates happen to be away this weekend, which means I have a free house. I'm gonna make good use of it, so help me God, even if I have to w*nk in the living room all weekend

Edited June 6, 2008 by brighteyes

[minute5072]

w*nking in the living room it is then. She's busy all weekend helping her flatmate with coursework

Date went well though, another one on Tuesday.

P.S. The wolves in The Day After Tomorrow are the most ridiculous thing ever. Good way to ruin a film.

[brighteyes]

popping in cos im drunk and a bit bored

good to hear it mate. hope things go well for you

day after tomorrow is just a terrible film if you ask me, hope you didnt subject her to it

[minute5072]

No - we went to the cinema and she made me watch What Happens In Vegas! Shocking.

[minute5072]

No - we went to the cinema and she made me watch What Happens In Vegas! Shocking.

Edited June 6, 2008 by minute5072

[brighteyes]

at least she didnt try to make you see sex and the city

i leaughed in her face for that

[Iloveslushes]

Dunno if I should admit this but I've just spent two hours reading the 55 pages I've missed over the past month.

I've learned it's not okay to doink your sister's brother while you're at Bearded Theory or summat and that Sadwitch is being made to shudder by xxclf while at the same time attracting lots of attention by being a grumpy sod

Er, still single but things have progressed with the religious lad. I'm caught in a weird place - single but having the soppy texts and cosy Friday nights at his yet creeping round and not enjoying the thing of 'why the ef's he not text me back yet? '

Bloody 'ell!! What the frig do I want from a lad??!!

Ooh and although we've done everything but 'that', I think he may well be the biggest er... you know. Ouch!

[cheeky_lil_caz]

my neck hurts,the guy i like decided to bite me well hard on the neck :| sounds well kinky but its not when u got big red mark on ure neck and u got interview tomorrow for the council haha :]

Ive decided single life still is way forward and even if i like this guy i know he doesn't feel same way so its better friends with him than nothing

[sadwitch]

The only reason we didn't see Sex and the City is because she's already seen it twice! To be fair, she did offer to go see Indiana Jones, but I know she didn't really want to... so did the gentlemanly thing. Cameron Diaz is so annoying.

[Cardboard Box City]

I'm caught in a weird place

[overnight celebrity]

what do i have to do to join?!

[Lithium05]

who do i have to do to join?!

[overnight celebrity]

[Katster]

I'm not single anymore

[overnight celebrity]

Commiserations.

Dump him!

[ronaldo]

Well I was good, went to the wedding and afterwards my pal was trying it on in the taxi but I said no, not very nice to doink a drunk friend that you have no interest in. So missed out on a boink but can feel good about myself sounded like a right saddo there!

Then spent yesterday with my pal that I like (but doesnt like me in a doinking way) so back feeling a bit crappy again!

Although started talking to a couple other folk that may be a possiblity so see how things go with them.

Everyone else have a good weekend?

[Lithium05]

Erm, he's dumped me...

[Katster]

Erm, he's dumped me...

[brighteyes]

Seriously? not even my chickflick loving heat magazine reading friends want to see that! That's some serious dedication to the cause you're putting in.

I'm not single anymore

[overnight celebrity]

Hope you are ok

I did I did. Saturday I moved in properly (all the heavy stuff, hired a van and got pretty much everything in SINGLE handedly apart from the washing machine which luckily two strong blokes helped me with in exchange for me buying them tea and beer) and then went and got drunk at my mates house. Yesterday I went to a massive picnic in the park with trapese acts and free-running and hippy gardens and toilet duck and everything. When I got home I made the most of my nice gardens which nobody else there seems to do and sat out with a couple of mates drinking. I can see a pattern emerging for the summer...

[Katster]

Go you Katster.

Sounds like it went well, all exciting!! Hurrah homeowner!! I want a garden

It's all up in the air, we're doing our own thing for a week then regrouping on Saturday. So much to research, especially how to get out of a contract 3 months before your break clause AFTER p8ssing off your landlady (it's not my fault we have damp and had foxes, mind). Then somewhere to live, creating a new social life, it's all go. Apparently, however, he has agreed to give me custody of our hamster. Apart from that, my weekend was alright, I suppose.

[Lithium05]

Kick him out and move in a hotter replacement.