singles thread

[Katster]

I never read this supposed "rule book" and I certainly didn't write it! So don't worry Katster. Plus the kids are all pretty rampant these days! :-X

I have found on a few occasions though that the same thing seems to apply to both genders - if you put out right away you don't get love!!

[Radar]

She's way too adorable for me to get her drunk and take advantage. I'll just keep things going how they are. Whatever happens, happens.

[Katster]

Thats if they're not busy cooking or cleaning.

[Radar]

Oh I'm rampant, I just don't sleep with anybody and everybody

[Millsy2008]

Wasn't me, it was Rabid!

I just thought the exact same thing, is all....! :$

My apologies, pure-as-driven-snow Millsy!

[Radar]

now that would be a total lie........but merely i was referring to the fact that no man and i mean NO man can read a sentence with the word came of come in it and think of anything else

[Katster]

Perhaps we've a slightly different perception of the implied meaning of "rampant" then!

[Radar]

Ahhh, no, you're right. If I was rampant I'd shag anything and everything.

[Millsy2008]

Haha, did my momma warn me about girls like you then?! (at the other extreme lol)

Well I'm going to sound a prat now but it didn't help that his grammar was so poor! "First time I've came in here!"

But yes we are all perverts... what are you doing later?!

Edited June 12, 2008 by Millsy2008

[RABun]

This is going to sound pretty awful but i usually have a real problem saying no. I can fend a bloke off for a while but usually end up shagging him on 2nd or 3rd date. I feel bad about saying no.

[Radar]

possibly i am the type of girl mums would warn there son about haha.

see its obvo a man thing cause at first read of the above sentence wouldn't make me think anything apart from wot it meant, never a dirty thought crossed my mind at all

[ronaldo]

I agree dates are crap but really, you are dissapointed if a girl doesn't 'put out' within three times of you seeing each other?

[Millsy2008]

LMAO

I guess so, nothing wrong with embracing one's inner dirtiness every now and again mind... *whistles and looks around innocently*

Hmmm I wonder what that said before you edited it!

[Radar]

you are correct ther is not, i do it often enough

the edit was to add the laughy face not to remove any dirty talk

[rabid]

I am texting your beloved as you speak. Where the hell is she? You deserve a slap! (Insert tongue sticky outie here since it's not working for me again...)

[greenfairy43]

No we all think dates are crap (we'd rather be with our mates) and women should put out as and when we have the urge

[rabid]

i do it often enough

[Millsy2008]

So we've heard!

(See, its easy. Smut is everywhere. )

[Katster]

This is going to sound pretty awful but i usually have a real problem saying no. I can fend a bloke off for a while but usually end up shagging him on 2nd or 3rd date. I feel bad about saying no.

[Radar]

ok fine..... i don't get it often enough.......

if you cant beat 'em, join 'em

[Radar]

Hmmm maybe I'm out of synch here....

[Millsy2008]

Woohoo! Well it is a singles thread, I thought there wasn't enough lascivious-ness!

[Radar]

we can all lower the tone if we try hard enough! not sure im sure wot lascivious-ness means tho

[Millsy2008]

And now she calls me a "try-hard"

jus' joking

Thanks to the helpful Free Dictionary (!):

las·civ·i·ous, adj.

1. Given to or expressing lust; lecherous.

2. Arousing sexual desires; salacious.

[Middle English, from Latin lascvia, lewdness, playfulness ]

[Radar]

maybe it should be try harder haha! oh right ther you go you learn something new everyday, tho dont like the term lecherous, thats a bit i'ts easy being sleazy' type word salacious sounds alright tho