singles thread

[rabid]

There's one in Woking called "Bed"

It's actually quite funny*. "We're off to bed", "I was talking to this random in bed the other night" etc.

*when drinking

[ronaldo]

There's a bar called 'Why Not'?! That's a shockingly poor name!

[brighteyes]

There's one in Woking called "Bed"

It's actually quite funny*. "We're off to bed", "I was talking to this random in bed the other night" etc.

*when drinking

[sadwitch]

There's different degrees of good and bad stalking but technically it's all bad. Do you prefer creepy old man hiding in the shadows stalking or little boy who keeps popping up everywhere you go saying "Oh my what a coincidence! Will you marry me?"

[HorseboX]

the kind that offers to marry me obviously

[sadwitch]

I <3 my stalker hehe

[HorseboX]

Does that mean you now have more than 3 stalkers?

You lucky lucky girl

[Peachy]

Hello!

You are dead right. All of 'em are bastards! Often I comment how lucky I am to be a chap what likes to do it with girls. The idea of dealing with going out with men appauls me. And it's not the bumsex angle. I just don't trust 'em. I do have a mans brain after all. I know how we think and it ain't pretty.

Except me of course! I'm lovely.

[rabid]

Freudian spelling mistake, methinks

[Katster]

Still single have been since last january

[Lithium05]

Me too, great isn't it?!

I'm still here, I'm still single. I'm just very very busy right now making my new flat my home.

Edited June 2, 2008 by Lithium05

[brighteyes]

I'm just enjoying the fact that I don't get criticised every time I spend money on something for myself, I can go out and drinking without someone telling me they want to leave early/don't want me to get drunk.

[sifi]

Why do couples think that single people are such a problem?!

Edited June 2, 2008 by sifimaster

[Lithium05]

Not all couples think that. Live and let live, I say. Well I used to say live and let live, you know I did, you know I did - but heck in this world which won't stop changing should make you give up and start cring, perhaps you know, saying live and let die might be more appropriate.

Edited June 2, 2008 by Lithium05

[sadwitch]

Does that mean you now have more than 3 stalkers?

You lucky lucky girl

[sifi]

ETA: Damn you for getting that song in my head

[brighteyes]

no i only have one

What kind of mental relationships are you all having where you're not allowed to do things?

Edited June 2, 2008 by brighteyes

[rabid]

Oh come off it. It could have been "you can ring my bell, ring my bell, my bell, you can ring my bell, ring my bell, my bell". That would have been really nasty.

[Katster]

I just think people are people and most of them are annoying as funk if you spend too much time with them. I'd sooner be on my own, with my music or out walking. Cats are better than people, I miss my Cleo already and I only moved out on Friday. I've seen her every day, but it's not quite the same

[Lithium05]

It's just the expectancy that everything you do must be done as a couple.

[Lithium05]

I just think people are people and most of them are annoying as funk if you spend too much time with them.

[sadwitch]

It's just the expectancy that everything you do must be done as a couple.

My flatmates' girlfriends both spent the whole of last weekend living in our house, because they so wanted to be involved in whatever fun things we were doing. Then, after 3 straight days of them, one of my flatmates said to his girlfriend that he thought it might be nice if they had a 'lads' day on the bank holiday Monday (our ex-flatmate who we hadn't seen in ages was visiting). The girls both got really offended, because obviously they have to be involved in everything their boyfriends do. F*ck off out of my house you bitter little hags!!!

So are you doinking your stalker?

[brighteyes]

that's odd. Moving in for the weekend sounds like something I'd do but I do that with my regular non doinky friends too

Why would they even want to hang about with you lot calling each other "wingman" and bumping chests anyway?? Kill them.

Maybe I am...

[sadwitch]

Nah we're all a bit camp in my house now. I'm the only manly one. I wear lip balm on dates, then show the lip balm to the girl to see if she likes the smell of it, it smells like flowers.

So what's this guy like, is he the same age as you?

[brighteyes]

do f**k off you horrible boy.