singles thread

[spwan-of-the-devil]

yeah, assets. big boobies!

[spwan-of-the-devil]

that picture of ben and johnny is creepy.

[rexclark]

don't post your fapping material!!!

[ampersand]

No offence chaps but If I was a woman that pic would make my fanny dry up like the Sahara Desert.

[rexclark]

you're just jealous!

[Cardboard Box City]

Well yes, I work damn hard and can't get guns like you guys.

[ampersand]

I think its all the working out they do in front of computer screens

[Cardboard Box City]

so why the bulging left arm?

[ampersand]

Sorting out the bloke at the urinal next to you?

[saratink]

Oh lads, you're all turning me right on...!

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Not been on due to work, destroying my call credit , making proper dinners (yes actualy)

I love how even when I'm away you all can't stop talking about me

[RABun]

I have been profile stalking just now, and i realise no-one ever writes anything on my profile. booo

The last message i got was about 3 years ago.

[rabid]

i rarely use urinals. i get stage fright. i'm the guy that's pissed on the seat that you need to wipe up.

[rexclark]

Can't perform in the shower, stage fright at the urinals. You've really got some issues!

[Cardboard Box City]

[rabid]

[ampersand]

Can't perform in the shower, stage fright at the urinals. You've really got some issues!

[rabid]

the water drys the cock or something. katster told me!

[rexclark]

the water drys the cock or something. katster told me!

and stage fright is perfectly normal. do you think all those guys at the gig are really needing a jobby?

[ampersand]

Why were you and Kat talkiing about w*nking in the shower?

And to answer your second question, probably vomiting or skinning up.

[gemstarrr]

Are you quite hot then?

Just got back from first date with Zooey... so I guess you could say it went pretty well. She doesn't really look much like Zooey Deschanel, but she is pretty and sweet and very sexy. I like her but I don't think she's particularly opened up to me just yet. Early days.

Edit: I mean personality-wise, she hasn't 'opened up to me'.

[markeee]

haha u cant ask me that!

i think im average really, but i do get quite alot of attention out. i reckon i must be one of them people who looks good with beer goggles on haha. also it's always the wrong kind of attention like players just after one thing

btw didnt go for a drink with that guy, he didnt make enough effort, fed up of that type. just cos they're hot thinks they can make girls chase after them. im not gona fall for it this time!

in other news the londoner has suddenly stopped texting me back. gutted think i scared him off. he was saying he really missed me and how he wouldnt be able to come visit til mid november. so i said i could go see him if i could get a saturday off work, and he didnt reply. texted him the next eve asking how his day was and he didnt reply. this was 2 days ago and weve texted everyday since we met. just texted him again asking if id upset him, figured have nothing to lose, but no reply dont really understand when he was acting so keen before. erghh i hate men!

[gemstarrr]

ah the text games, find it daf tbh (dull as f**k) when people do that, keen one minute then next bang cut all ties..not a f****** word

you say he didn#'t make enough effort-what didn't he do?!

like..how old are you/..12 ...just tell the person whats up imo

nothing wrong with asking if someone's hot!

[markeee]

exactlyy. well he asked me out for a drink, then we were both gona go out after to different clubs with our own mates. so i texted him saying yes and suggesting where we should go then he didnt bother to text back til like 2 hours later just asking me if i was still out. if he'd bothered to text before saying he couldnt now tonight it would have been fine but it was how he must have read my text then ignored it. i missed out on predrinking with my mates aswell.

anywayy he ended up in the same superclub as me and kept texting me to meet him. i kept telling him where i was but he never came to find me, always wanted me to go to him. i was still pissed off about before so wasnt gonna go to him. then after it closed he called me trying to get me to go to his for an 'afterparty' but i was with my mates going to a club open til 6 and he hung up on me cos i wouldnt go. then he had the cheek to text me the next day, not even apologising just asking me how i was feeling. i didnt reply, not worth it.

i'm 19, hes 20. i don't want to look desperate though. but still no reply so guessing thats over! haha

[gemstarrr]

the hanging up is poss a bit rude,

I don't know, I hate having to find people when I'm out, if like im meeting friends in somewhere..if its busy/dark/late and loud..yea its such a chore

as to the 2hour thing..wouldnt have thought that was a big deal tbh? Only 2 hours?!

what about london guy?