Where's Peter Dow

[Alcatraz]

Reading up on the Scottish Independence poll and began to reminisce on some of the greatest posts to ever grace these fair forums. This has to be the biggest year in the big mans life, yet where is he?!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

A mental institute?

[kaosmark2]

Maybe he's met someone through one of his dating profiles and is now breeding.

[russycarps]

last seen sleeping in a bin outside condoleeza rice's mansion,

that being said, I always liked him

Edited January 31, 2014 by russycarps

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

In my drunken state I decided to look up Peter Dow's in Linkedin (I'll explain my memership later). I have inadvertently just sent 'a' Peter Dow an invite to talk to me. I wonder what he's going to think of that. There's a part of me that hopes he'll (this probably new Peter Dow) respond. If he does I'm tempted to turn the tables on him and threaten to go to the police if he harasses me anymore. Thoughts on this? Other than that, I can only think of having a nice chat with him, whilst at the same time revealing my congenital idiocy.

On the Linkedin thing - I paid a bit of money to a courier company to transport a table from Nottingham to Birmingham. To cut a long story short the table never arrived. The courier company were saying all the time that they were investigating. I then decided that I'd look up who owned the courier company. Once I established this I set up a Linkedin account, knowing that they'd be the type of w*nker to have one. I was right, he had. I then wrote to him saying that I was offering him a consultancy position (I had to tick one box and that was the best to lure him in). I then only had a few words to use to indicate what the position was about. I wrote 'you have failed'. I knew that a businessman wouldn't want to hear that he had failed, so would click further on. When he clicked further on it would have been to discover that I concluded the 'You have failed' with 'to deliver my parcel'. I then went on to say that me and my mannequin family (for I have such a thing) are very displeased at his service delivery. The next thing I know is that the staff at this courier company were falling all over themselves to placate me. It had worked, there was no way he wanted a potential nut job stalking him. lol

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

And you have the audacity to accuse me of being batshit drunk?

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[Spindles]

Curious conversation.

Double.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Curious conversation.

Double.