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EAT KNUCKLE FRITZ!!!!!!!!

Ugh, how disgusting, a bosch on the sole of my boot...get shunned in the officers mess, "sorry about the pong guys, trod in a bosch and can't get rid of the whiff"

Could we dispense with the hilarious 'doggy doo' metaphor, i'm not a bosch, this is a British trench.

Thank goodness for that, thought i'd landed sausage side. Now mind if i use your phone? If word gets out i'm dead 500 girls will kills themselves...don't want them on my conscience..not if they wanna be on my FACE! Woof woof!

(not sure if that's word for word perfect...purely from memory...now if you'll excuse me...i need to go be violently ill for a bit...)

Love you all x

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The Official top 10 of what annoys festival goers has been released!!!

People who steal.

People who erect their own housing development on the campsite.

People who talk all night in the campsite.

People who go around shouting ALAN! STEVE!

People who bring camping chairs into the arena.

People who push into any kind of queue.

People who sit on their boyfriend's shoulders so people behind cant see.

People who start an inappropriate mosh pit and try and drag you in.

People who hold their iPad aloft to film the whole set.

People who pee anywhere and everywhere.

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Yet again, but i'm a bit delirious..so...pfff...fuck it:

And did those feet in wellies fine

Walk upon Glasto's fields of green:

And were the holy Eavii Gods,

On Glasto's pleasant stages seen!

And did the Weather Gods Divine,

Shine forth upon our cloudless hills?

And was the Pyramid builded here,

Among these bright sun-kissed fields?

Bring me a sun of burning gold;

Bring me Kasabian of Leicestershire:

Bring me Metallica: O clouds unfold!

Bring me my Arcade of Fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,

Nor shall my shades sleep in my hand:

Till we have NFR NFC,

On Glasto's green & pleasant land

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