NFR NFC

[Woffy]

Sorry, what was that?

[Woffy]

Happy panda is happy!

Look slike it might be brightening up a bit out there too down here. Hoorah!

[Woffy]

In case you havn't seen the other thread.

http://www.glastomap.com/

For us newbies this is heaven!!!

[Woffy]

I always get the weird get-home-before-everyone-else-and-sit-and-post-waiting-for-you-all-to-return thread.

HURRY UP!

[Yesiamaduck]

After being threatened with a black eye I've been made happy by Seetickets

Dear MR DUCK,

We are writing to confirm the despatch of your recent order.

Order reference number DUCK

2 tickets (numbers DUCK-DUCK) for GLASTONBURY 2014 on 25th - 29th June 2014

2 tickets (numbers ) for GLASTONBURY 2014 on 25th - 29th June 2014

[jeffie]

Mainly because its been going on for about 6 years, but hey-ho, no biggy

[stuartbert two hats]

It's been going on since around about 2008, there is a relevance to that lol

[MrPink]

been 10 minutes without a post bump.

edit: That thread again.

Edited May 28, 2014 by MrPink

[Woffy]

NFR NFC

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

NFR NFC.

Woffy - I read ealier that you had set an alarm off etc on what is a presumably empty building. Just wondering if you are some sort of Building Surveyor. I only ask because that's what I used to work as, and in the course of which I also set off a few alarms in my time.

[Yesiamaduck]

*bleep bloop bloop bluuuu*

*psssschuuu*

Hi this is future Duck, you can tell I'm future Duck by my Future Beak (it's made of aluminium now)

I've just finished my weekend at Glastonbury and whilst the was SOME rain it was on the Tuesday evening and was just enough to soften up the ground for the tent begs on Wednesday

Future Duck Out

*bleep bloop bloop blllllu*

*psssschuuuu*

[A Guy Called Matt]

Corrected for you

[A Guy Called Matt]

Duck

[A Guy Called Matt]

Did someone get their tickets today??

Mine will be in my little hands tomorrow YEY

[A Guy Called Matt]

In the beginning was the word, and the word was duck

and lo, the word of Duck was quack.

[Woffy]

NFR NFC.

Woffy - I read ealier that you had set an alarm off etc on what is a presumably empty building. Just wondering if you are some sort of Building Surveyor. I only ask because that's what I used to work as, and in the course of which I also set off a few alarms in my time.

Edited May 28, 2014 by Woffy

[Woffy]

Did someone get their tickets today??

[A Guy Called Matt]

I think i did...i'll have to check the shelf...

YES!

[Woffy]

*bleep bloop bloop bluuuu*

*psssschuuu*

Hi this is future Duck, you can tell I'm future Duck by my Future Beak (it's made of aluminium now)

I've just finished my weekend at Glastonbury and there was some fresh but short-lived morning dew on the Tuesday and was just enough to soften up the ground for the tent begs on Wednesday, before the sun baked the ground solid and dry.

Future Duck Out

*bleep bloop bloop blllllu*

*psssschuuuu*

[A Guy Called Matt]

Bum tittie bump

[Woffy]

We've had both of Mrs W's least fave words in the last few pages!!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Page 300 reached - Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:00 AM

Page 350 may well be reached by the morning.

That means 50 pages in 3 days!!!!

So new target has to be 500 pages.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Hi Yog. Hope you're well.

Kinda.

Here's a post from last week when jeffie asked what i do (saves retyping):

I work as a Facility Manager looking after 97 various public sector buildings in the region; from office complexs to high Haz. Cat. buildings, like fuel stores, etc, council stuff, ancilliary support buildings for hospitals.

Buildings with people in are a pain in the fucking arse.

So, you know, part of our remit is to make office moves and accommodation changes run smoothly without wasting money, creating downtime and disruption.

Yet ironically we can't get our own shit in order.

Good pension though.

Today was an occasionally used medical centre I had to let some engineers in and out of.

The fucking intruder alarm - when reset - stayed in alarm for ages after i re-set it. I panicked, got all sweaty, re-opened the building, turned it off, turned it on again and prayed for the best, i.e. no embarrassment.

I buggered off sharpish and didn't hear anything. So i'm guessing it's fine!

The worst one's are testing fire alarms...and forgetting to let the local Squirters know it's a test beforehand, so they arrive sirens screaming just as you light up a fag.

So that's me. Not massively exciting stuff or as nice as Matt's job...but it pays the bills.

[A Guy Called Matt]

We've had both of Mrs W's least fave words in the last few pages!!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Have masses of shit to sort out tomorrow for Wychwood Festival on Friday. Getting some early practice in for Glastonbury. NFR NFC