Glastommbury

[tommmy]

With all the talk of 2012 festivals and nobody agreeing what's good and what's not, I'm going to organise one the same as Glastonbury. My Uncle Derek owns a large farm near Chipping Norton and says I can use it.

It can't be that hard to knock up a few stages and a stone circle. The catering and other stalls can sort themselves out and we can scatter around a few bogs. Jobs a goodun.

Probably gonna get The Rolling Stones as one of the headliners. Still thinking about other acts, ideas welcome but no rappers.

[A Man]

Count me in. I was wondering what to do for next year, but I shall wonder no more.

If I bring a load of smelly alkis along with me do you think I could curate my own area? I was thinking of calling it Trampfields and it'll just be a load of blokes in piss-stained trousers sat in carboard boxes drinking cheap booze.

[tommmy]

Count me in. I was wondering what to do for next year, but I shall wonder no more.

If I bring a load of smelly alkis along with me do you think I could curate my own area? I was thinking of calling it Trampfields and it'll just be a load of blokes in piss-stained trousers sat in carboard boxes drinking cheap booze.

[SGP SOM]

How about a stage featuring bands from up north called t'other stage,

[dingbat2]

Just called willy thorne and he would like to curate A Cue Stick stage

[tommmy]

How about a stage featuring bands from up north called t'other stage,

[SGP SOM]

The t'other stage whould have its own whippet track and pigeon racing arena. the only food stalls allowed would be selling yorkshire pudding.

or

pie(ramid) stage sponsored by ginsters

Edited July 13, 2011 by SGP SOM

[worthyraver]

I am well up for this Tommmy, will I be able to bring my dog into the arena?

[General Lee]

I want to go to the jizz world stage.

[FluffyFairy]

Like the idea but we've already got a Fred Dibnah (John Peel) stage sponsored by websters Yorkshire Bitter.

[Partyofspecialthingstodo]

I'll drive the monorail if you need me.

[TwistedReligion]

The t'other stage whould have its own whippet track and pigeon racing arena. the only food stalls allowed would be selling yorkshire pudding.

or

pie(ramid) stage sponsored by ginsters

[Jackmypie]

lolololol @ jizz world stage

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

How about a designated area riddled with pestle's and mortars. People could go into this field, grind up their E tablets into powder form and then apply the powder to their gums with their fingers. This could be called The E by Gum field. I'll get my coat!

[SGP SOM]

and it would be constructed entirely out of John Smith's cans an' nowt else as thats for t'pussies...

the only thing playing all day would be a continuous loop of people chanting..

'Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire YorkshireYorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire YorkshireYorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire'

[dingbat2]

Designated masturbation areas please

[formed a band]

Peter Kay? Sadly that Dick is from outside of the pennines perhaps you could hang him, and the lancashire hot pots too.

No children , or at least just an exclusive field for them. Their holier than though parents and lethal buggies, call it the rammstein, broken glass and illegAL dog fighting stage

[tommmy]

The Pussy Parlour. This one will do exactly what it says on the tin.

Sponsored by Whiskers.

[eFestivals]

How about a designated area riddled with pestle's and mortars. People could go into this field, grind up their E tablets into powder form and then apply the powder to their gums with their fingers. This could be called The E by Gum field. I'll get my coat!

PMSL

[Oddone]

I want to feature an interactive show called Gazeebo land. You have a cricket bat and access to a whole field of gazeebos. Your goal is to smash as many up in 60 seconds.

[dingbat2]

Designated masturbation areas please

[Oddone]

When you go to the unfair ground you are transported back to your child hood. You will have your dinner money stolen, shoved into a locker, spat at and finally humiliated by a girl who says your too ugly and your dick is too small.

[Oddone]

The lockups can be sex dungeons.

[tommmy]

When you go to the unfair ground you are transported back to your child hood. You will have your dinner money stolen, shoved into a locker, spat at and finally humiliated by a girl who says your too ugly and your dick is too small.

[tommmy]

It could be called the Chill n choke your chicken tent