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Middle Age Man Meet


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Are we going to frickin do this or what?

Are we all such needle dicked, lard arses that we really can't bare to get our kit off?

In a word, YES!

I have the perfect time to do it this year though.

Presuming Adam Ant does make an appearance. Heckle him like shit to play 'Strip' and Bobs yer teapot.

I NEED to get naked at Glastonbury. It has to be done :P

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Hopefully you're on your own on this one, but good luck with it! :blink:

Although my gut could probably do a decent job of hiding my bollocks these days I don't think the worlds ready.

Now if you could point me to the teenage nympho naked meet I've got some photos to take :ph34r:

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It was supposed to happen 2 years ago. Nothing sexual of course. Although reading it back, it does sound dodgy.

A chance of feeling liberated and free and get back to hippy roots. And without feeling completely inadequate surrounded by young uns. If you cant strip at Glastonbury, then where can you strip.

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Haha...really??!!

My body definitely qualifies me as 'middle-age', 'man' and 'meat' ( :D ), my mind and soul, however, are far too youthful :)

Naked....really??!!

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I think that was the reason it failed in previous years. What area to meet and what time. Some wanted darkness. Some wanted to be drunk. Some wanted early doors so fewer people were about. It all ended in a fizzle and a wimper. A bit like any kids who would accidently stumble on the meet (MEET!)....and be scarred for life. :blink::lol:

Ive always wanted to do it. And I can unashamedly say that whilst sat in my budgie smugglers in the heat in Spain! B)

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Gotta be honest....I'd have to be off my moobs on beer n drugs to get naked in a field of people.

So may well happen, meet or no meet!

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