Mad cow disease.

[ICGenie]

Just dump her. I somehow doubt it will take her long to get over you...

[tommmy]

Just dump her. I somehow doubt it will take her long to get over you...

[redmosquito]

Taken from the main Glastonbury website:

Please don't bring your pets to Glastonbury. No animals are allowed onto the Festival site; it wouldn't be much fun for them anyway. People and vehicles entering the site are searched, and any animals found are impounded and housed off-site at the owners' expense. The ban on animals is a condition of the Festival Licence; it arose due to the health risks observed in early Festivals, when large packs of dogs gathered.

Edited April 6, 2011 by redmosquito

[Liam13th]

Go.

[tommmy]

Sunday

8:30 turn on computer.

8:30-9:00 click about a bit, seeing what's what.

9:15 Amanda has a ticket.

9:16 Amanda loves me very much.

10:00pm go to bed with Amanda.

10:05 start foreplay.

10:30 do that thing we save for special occasions.

Monday

9:15 cancel ticket.

BACK OF THE NET!

[LondonTom]

BACK OF THE NET!

[Liam13th]

Sunday

8:30 turn on computer.

8:30-9:00 click about a bit, seeing what's what.

9:15 Amanda has a ticket.

9:16 Amanda loves me very much.

10:00pm go to bed with Amanda.

10:05 start foreplay.

10:30 do that thing we save for special occasions.

Monday

9:15 cancel ticket.

BACK OF THE NET!

[tommmy]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Good Sir!

[tommmy]

oooh look...

stupid men thinking that women are stupid

oh, the irony

[tommmy]

so why are treating her as if she is?

[jimmyk83]

oooh look...

stupid men thinking that women are stupid

oh, the irony

[jimmyk83]

or am I missing something?

[tommmy]

i thought you were bending over backwards to ensure she doesn't go...

or am I missing something?

[Wilson19]

i thought you were bending over backwards to ensure she doesn't go...

or am I missing something?

[LondonTom]

i thought you were bending over backwards to ensure she doesn't go...

or am I missing something?

[Stuinafield]

I'm not sure if you have read the whole thread. I have bent over backwards to get her a ticket and to make sure she's not going. Amanda's happy she's got a ticket and I'm happy she hasn't. Like I said, everyone's a winner

[jimmyk83]

I just find it hard seeing the funny side to talk about girls like this

[fred quimby]

nope..

but it doesn't happen that way round as often

[FunkyDenz]

Genius thread, had me chuckling at my desk.

[tommmy]

All this talk of sexism is bollocks. I am truly for equality, not like you right on Ben Elton nobbers. Amanda wants to come to Glastonbury with me, I don't want her to come. Why should her needs take precedence over mine?

[Stuinafield]

All this talk of sexism is bollocks. I am truly for equality, not like you right on Ben Elton nobbers. Amanda wants to come to Glastonbury with me, I don't want her to come. Why should her needs take precedence over mine?

[tommmy]

At least stumpinafied has his head screwed on. It is really very basic, do I want to be nagged between now and Glastonbury and nagged even more when I return or just nagged when I return. It's not just for my benefit, does she want to be pissed off for 2 days before the festival or 10 weeks. Thinking of her too.

[Stuinafield]

why are you with her at all?

[tommmy]

why are you with her at all?

[The Nal]

Did you not read Tommy's posts TB?

He has said that she has a cracking pair on her, from what he says she does a decent job at being his bird apart from the ear ache. All Tommy is doing is cutting down on the potential nag time. If she knows she is not going now he gets abuse and ear ache for a few months, may be even no cooking or cleaning, if she finds out 2 days before then he only has 2 days of nagging and her refusing to cook and clean etc etc.

This has got to make sense?