X Factor 2010

[funkymp]

some places are saying Wagner / Paije are bottom 2, some say Cher / Katie. Actually looking forward to watching the results for once everyone was shite last night imo, just want to see Wagner go through just to see the judges faces

Edited November 21, 2010 by funkymp

[Chiefski]

Going through twitter, aparently Mary, Wagner and Paije are in the bottom lot, Katie just before them.

[Ed209]

Wagner really did nail it yesterday. Performance of the contest so far. Wagner does the na-na-na chorus .... Gold

[Ed209]

Oli Mur's new single is beyond awful

[rexclark]

I really wish Cheryl Cole would just f**k off, she's a horrid human being. If I hear Dermot calling her the nations sweetheart again I'm going to go to London and f**king execute both of them.

[ampersand]

paije to go!

[funkymp]

wow, katie through

edit: rebecca as well, bloody rumours

Edited November 21, 2010 by funkymp

[brighteyes]

Haha! Go Wagner!

[minute5072]

[funkymp]

WAGNER

pleaseeeeee go cher

come on paije, win £60 if cher goes out

edit: got £12.50 off cher bottom 2 - thank you skybet for free bet money

Edited November 21, 2010 by funkymp

[rexclark]

Mon The Wagner!!!!

[minute5072]

I smell deadlock

[Chiefski]

Oh lord, Wagner still being in is way too good

[funkymp]

come on deadlock, come on cher going...

[funkymp]

BLOODY LOUIE

[rexclark]

Louis Walsh is a shitebag. I really wanted to see Cher go purely for the fact she was clearly on the verge of a public breakdown.

[minute5072]

Take it Cheryl's been giving her lot tips on how to look like a pathetic c**t when it comes to decision aye?

[eFestivals]

I see that Rooney has got himself a new whoring option - Katie's gran.

(check yesterday's NotW if it's passed you by)

And it was great to watch Take That in Children in Need on Friday, when they got to demonstrate just how much () their music has changed in nearly 20 years.

[ampersand]

just going to make one point about take that (though i dunno why it's relevant in this thread when theres a cin thread), but i had my head in hands for jason's solo part in never forget. cringe!

i was just thinking though about matt. didn't someone recently buy his bands album from itunes? this being the same matt who is a struggling painter and decorator still living with his folks? something doesn't quite add up there for me...

[Ed209]

i was just thinking though about matt. didn't someone recently buy his bands album from itunes? this being the same matt who is a struggling painter and decorator still living with his folks? something doesn't quite add up there for me...

Edited November 22, 2010 by Ed209

[ampersand]

Getting your bands album onto iTunes isn't a big deal though. I know a few friends who's music is on itunes but they still need a day job to make ends meet.

[RABun]

aye but have your mates bands got pretty professional looking videos to go along with their albums like was posted on here a few pages back? i dunno i'm just a bit sceptical of the whole matt thing now. especially now if he's being a bit of a c**t like i've heard he was on the xtra factor to wagner. either he's a c**t or he's playing along as simon's puppet. not interested...

[Ed209]

aye but have your mates bands got pretty professional looking videos to go along with their albums like was posted on here a few pages back? i dunno i'm just a bit sceptical of the whole matt thing now. especially now if he's being a bit of a c**t like i've heard he was on the xtra factor to wagner. either he's a c**t or he's playing along as simon's puppet. not interested...

[ampersand]

maybe i'm looking too much into it (like i accuse other people of doing) but i just don't really care about matt now.

the finals just going to be a bit crap for me. really hope that wagner is able to gatecrash it!

[funkymp]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/council-estates-quarantined-as-cheryl-link-confirmed-201011223273/

BRITAIN'S council estates have been cordoned-off after they were linked to the creation of Cheryl Cole.

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'What THE f**k are you looking at?'

The move comes as department of health experts investigate claims by Wagner, the sociologist and sinister cartoon lion, that the X Factor judge's humble origins may have led directly to her chilling personality.

Officials have warned that 'Cheryl Syndrome', an affliction marked by fame obsession, poorly realised tattoos, funny little eyes like full stops and a frightening amount of self-belief, could spread out of control among young women.

Epidemiologist, Nathan Muir, said: "Cheryl Syndrome is like German measles - ostensibly not life-threatening but damaging in subtle, dangerous ways.

"However unpalatable it may be, we cannot disregard the possibility that Cheryl's deprived and modestly violent upbringing was instrumental in making her whatever she is today.

"One hypothesis is that lack of means to buy expensive things coupled with an ITV shit-fuelled belief that a massive, beige house, extended hair and a luxury mattress spattered with footballer juice is the ultimate a young woman can aspire to may be the 'perfect storm' that generates Cheryls.

"As with all these things the real fear is that the disease could mutate. Cheryl Syndrome could cross class barriers, causing albums, chippiness and viscious, unprovoked assaults on toilet attendants by well-brought up girls whose parents have excellent lawyers."

Council tenant Roy Hobbs, who has been stopped from leaving his estate since Saturday evening, said: "I'm a 46-year-old occasional plasterer, what are the chances of me forming a sassy girl group and enjoying contrived affairs with overtly metrosexual dancers?

"Slim to none, I'd say. Then again I could be marketed as 'The Plasterer', singing 'songs of earthy wit and wisdom' while sitting on a pretend stepladder in my vest."