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According to the Met Office, this is an 'Extreme Weather Event'. Although I'm in East London and we have nothing. Boo.
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Ah you see the old issue of it has snowed all week oop north and its made a few headlines but as soon as a car gets stuck on the A3, Gatwick is shut for more than a min and a single pristine snow flake falls in the capital its Armageddon, the four horsemen of the apocalypse have been seen skiing down Chessington high street and the world is going to end......

Now if the BBC was oop north then it would have been "Meh......"

We are southern softies! and expect everybody to know about it......

Best shot on the BBC yesterday was a house in Scotland covered with snow, 3 foot icicles from the soffits after 2 weeks of snow..... if that happened here Gordon benett sorry, brown would ask the UN for help and expect Midge Ure to pen a charity record to help out the poor people, Bob Geldolf would be making an appeal and banging his fist on the BBC Breakfast TV table shouting "give us your f*cking sledges now".

We are useless

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Some f**king c**ting w*nkers in this world. I have been clearing the paths for a couple of old folk, and last night I walked down to our nearest Grit Bin, about 2 miles round trip. When I got there some guy was loading all the grit in the back of his car and there was none left. I called him a selfish c**t blah blah blah, but he said he needed it for his shop area, just down the road.

This f**king morning just passed the shop halfway down the road and this said w*nker is selling the rock salt at £5.50 (less than a small carrier full). I went spare, and I have rang the council to complain. Not alot they can do but I also rang the community bobby

Nice to see community alive and well in this weather :P

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Some f**king c**ting w*nkers in this world. I have been clearing the paths for a couple of old folk, and last night I walked down to our nearest Grit Bin, about 2 miles round trip. When I got there some guy was loading all the grit in the back of his car and there was none left. I called him a selfish c**t blah blah blah, but he said he needed it for his shop area, just down the road.

This f**king morning just passed the shop halfway down the road and this said w*nker is selling the rock salt at £5.50 (less than a small carrier full). I went spare, and I have rang the council to complain. Not alot they can do but I also rang the community bobby

Nice to see community alive and well in this weather :P

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Tell the press and the local Radio stations.

They love that sort of thing......

Corner shop gritting shocker.

Corner shop man sells grit to the old and frail. Local man starts protest and hand outs free salt bought from Tesco......

when asked Mr Rufus said. "He a F**king C**t. What sort of sh*t would sell F**cking grit to f**cking old People. He is a complete C**t and cockwonble......"

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