The Beatles

[Wooderson]

It's disrespectful to speak ill of the dead.

I was actually upset when Lin passed away. Always loved the story Paul told about them only ever spending the nights when he was in jail in Japan apart. Proper devotion from a man who lets face could have his pick and be a complete hound if he had wanted to.

[Langdale Wolf]

I was actually upset when Lin passed away. Always loved the story Paul told about them only ever spending the nights when he was in jail in Japan apart. Proper devotion from a man who lets face could have his pick and be a complete hound if he had wanted to.

I didn't know he was in jail in Japan?

[The Nal]

I didn't know he was in jail in Japan?

They found some weed. Yoko tipped them off apparently.

[Langdale Wolf]

They found some weed. Yoko tipped them off apparently.

Why? Wouldn't they share it with her?

[The Nal]

Why? Wouldn't they share it with her?

Next stop was Johns place in New York. Paul called John to say he had a bag of killer weed and he'd stop by in NYC. Then he got searched and arrested in Japan, where Yoko is from and where she had relatives in the police.

[ampersand]

Next stop was Johns place in New York. Paul called John to say he had a bag of killer weed and he'd stop by in NYC. Then he got searched and arrested in Japan, where Yoko is from and where she had relatives in the police.

dont you just love yoko!

[The Nal]

dont you just love yoko!

Apparently she was a better drummer than Ringo.

[Cardboard Box City]

dont you just love yoko!

If theres someone you can live without, then do so.

And if theres someone you can just shove out, do so.

You can be my Yoko Ono

You can follow me wherever I go

Be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.

Isnt it beautiful to see two people so much in love?

Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.

Now that Im far away it doesnt seem to me to be such a pain.

To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.

Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun.

Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings

Aieee!

I know that when I say this

I may be stepping on pins and needles.

But I dont like all these people

Slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.

(dont blame it on Yokey!)

If I was John and you were Yoko,

I would gladly give up musical genius,

Just to have you as my very own, personal venus.

(hit it!)

Edited September 15, 2009 by Cardboard Box City

[Langdale Wolf]

Apparently she was a better drummer than Ringo.

I heard a rumour that John used to practise on her.

[The Nal]

I heard a rumour that John used to practise on her.

Thats true. Once when she was with child.

[When Jokers Attack]

Though I would post some Beatles related clips. Keep Them Coming!

Edited September 15, 2009 by When Jokers Attack

[Radar]

I like what John was saying about "I don't know who made the golden rule that sex and love have to go together"

Hmm. Yeah but I have found it about a million times better when they do...

EDIT: "Oh Radar! you're so square, man!"

Edited September 16, 2009 by Radar

[ampersand]

I like what John was saying about "I don't know who made the golden rule that sex and love have to go together"

youd probably think the same if you were with yoko!

[Radar]

well, he acknowledged that too

Ah, fair play. can't listen to these at work, sadly...

[ampersand]

... yawn...'cause he obviously hated her so much

why can't some people accept that John really loved Yoko?

i was on about her looks. meaning he can love her but avoid the sex. *wooosh!*

[The Nal]

i was on about her looks. meaning he can love her but avoid the sex. *wooosh!*

He was balls deep in her every night.

[ampersand]

err... I got that

how very 'new man' of you...

your comment was very different though.

[ampersand]

... yawn...'cause he obviously hated her so much

why can't some people accept that John really loved Yoko?

this one. do keep up

[ampersand]

you've lost me...

you done that one yourself

[Wooderson]

He was balls deep in her every night.

They fit in aswell.

[ampersand]

wotevva

let's hope you have better explaining abilities in other areas

you said it first

what

what you said there

where

see, you don't know

the quote was something along the lines of 'who says love and sex have to go together'

i said 'you would say that too if you were with yoko', implying he loved her but didnt want to have sex with her cos shes a munter.

you said, 'yawn, he did really love her', missing my point completely.

got it yet?

[ampersand]

I got the point the first time... a 5 year old would have done. My comment referred to how old fashioned it is to suggest a man would only want to have sex with a woman if she was good looking (would that be the obligatory big tits, nose job, etc) without any consideration for the intellect.

got it?

you are the moral victor. congratulations noble sir!

[worm]

I got the point the first time... a 5 year old would have done. My comment referred to how old fashioned it is to suggest a man would only want to have sex with a woman if she was good looking (would that be the obligatory big tits, nose job, etc) without any consideration for the intellect.

Oh bollocks!

You see beauty in whatever you see and you wish to have sex with whatever you wish to have sex with. Anyone who wished to have sex with intellect should and would (by me anyway) be considered insane - you can't f**k intellect!

Finding intellectual qualities a metaphor for sex is another matter, but that doesn't occur without physical attraction. You can't tell your labido that you want to fancy someone because you think that they're a really nice person.

Sorry Tony, but more well meaning yet ultimately wishy washy hippy mumbo jumbo.

Edited September 16, 2009 by worm

[worm]

you are the moral victor. congratulations noble sir!

You didn't try hard enough.

[Wooderson]

Oh bollocks!

You see beauty in whatever you see and you wish to have sex with whatever you wish to have sex with. Anyone who wished to have sex with intellect should and would (by me anyway) be considered insane - you can't f**k intellect!

Finding intellectual qualities a metaphor for sex is another matter, but that doesn't occur without physical attraction. You can't tell your labido that you want to fancy someone because you think that they're a really nice person.

Sorry Tony, but more well meaning yet ultimately wishy washy hippy mumbo jumbo.

Sorry to be crude here but explain Stevie Wonder's 7 kids then bighead.