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Agree bout Plaint White Ts (Boring!!!!!!!!) and La Roux lives soulely on hype. As for You Me At Six, well i ahave a sort of giulty like for some of their stuff but for Rockness i dont know............................
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Ok, here is my full nightmare line-up with Main Stage top 3 and the Clash headline

Friday

Take That

Glasvegas

Dashboard Confestional

Clash Headline

3OH!3

Sat

Guns N Roses

Cliff Richard

Chris Rea

Clash

BrokenCYDE

Sun

NSync reunion

Jonas Brothers

Metro Station

Clash

Jedward

Now you might say "i can just get hammered or go to Arcadia, or do both" But................................. all other stages simply show the main stage acts gigs, Arcadia has been raised to the ground (noooooooooo), and a new, better security system which doesnt allow booze and cant be fooled are in effect while the speakers have been made so loud that they can be heard like your down the front when your a mile away!

PLEASE. NEVER. HAPPEN.

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Ok, here is my full nightmare line-up with Main Stage top 3 and the Clash headline

Friday

Take That

Glasvegas

Dashboard Confestional

Clash Headline

3OH!3

Sat

Guns N Roses

Cliff Richard

Chris Rea

Clash

BrokenCYDE

Sun

NSync reunion

Jonas Brothers

Metro Station

Clash

Jedward

Now you might say "i can just get hammered or go to Arcadia, or do both" But................................. all other stages simply show the main stage acts gigs, Arcadia has been raised to the ground (noooooooooo), and a new, better security system which doesnt allow booze and cant be fooled are in effect while the speakers have been made so loud that they can be heard like your down the front when your a mile away!

PLEASE. NEVER. HAPPEN.

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