Funniest T-Shirts?

[glastoman417]

Did you see any t-shirts that got your attention at Glasto?

I think my favourite (though I certainly don't agree with the sentiment) was "Yes I've got plenty change you lowlife homeless scum, thanks for asking".

Then there was the "Ketamine, just say neigh".

"No I'm not f**king on facebook".

I had one for the gay meet (which never really seemed to get going), which was pink and girly with the slogan "if I look gay, can I feel your tits". I thought it would join in with the fun, but announce my sexuality in case someones gaydar was on the blink.

Someone didn't see the funny side, "Oh? do you really think that's going to work?". If I really thought it would get me a feel of some mammalian protuberances I'd have bought one years ago

Couldn't believe it when I saw some sick Michael Jackson t-shirts on the Friday morning!

Saw quite a few people with replicas of The North Face t-shirts with "The South West" as the slogan.

Thought it would be a money-spinner to do something similar in the North West, one less word to change Then I remembered the scousers, mancs, lancs and cheshires all hate each other

Did I miss any good 'uns?

[shangri-la_steward]

me and the missus saw a "where the hell is matt?" tshirt

she was saying she wanted one as im always getting too wasted and lost lol

[tevaburger]

"F**k Google. Just ask me"

"OMG!!!...Michael Jackson is Dead!!!"

"Too stupid to understand science? Try religion"

[Mardy]

one that made me smile was

'I've not got tourettes, you're just a c**t'

[radioshed]

My favourite was 'R.I.Paedo'

[Mooglemeg]

fat kids are harder to kidnap

[1000yardstare]

a load of us had a spot the best tshirt competition but the outright winner was a t shirt depicting pitchforks, spears and torches and written above was 'Let's Hunt James Blunt'.

Awesome

[london_ajay]

I read one saying Jesus is Coming ... look busy and also a bloke wearing a tshirt saying No one knows Im a lesbian. JKS!!!!

[Catford_Chris]

I had one saying:

"Kick me in the bollocks and I'll tear you a new snatch"

Just a bit of OTT banter, which seemed to be taken a little bit too literally by a couple of mardy lezzers!

I tried to get a "Jacko sodomized me as a yout" one, but the idiot at the selling place wouldn't do it.

[sifi]

Mammalian Protuberances. Brilliant expression.

[glastoman417]

Ha ha some good ones!

There were two blokes, one with an arrow pointing saying "he likes the c*ck" the other pointing to him saying "he likes it up the a*se".

I did my best not to stand between those two

[coolethan]

I read one saying Jesus is Coming ... look busy and also a bloke wearing a tshirt saying No one knows Im a lesbian. JKS!!!!

[glastoman417]

Mammalian Protuberances. Brilliant expression.

[daggermouth]

Kimberly tick

Sarah tick

Nadine tick

Cheryl tick

The Ginger one X

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/The-...r-One-t-shirt.m

[sifi]

If I had to guess, I would have said Zappa might have been at the bottom of it!

[Thompsy]

Jesus... the imaginary friend of millions

[ShadyBlueBell]

Did you see any t-shirts that got your attention at Glasto?

I think my favourite (though I certainly don't agree with the sentiment) was "Yes I've got plenty change you lowlife homeless scum, thanks for asking".

Then there was the "Ketamine, just say neigh".

"No I'm not f**king on facebook".

I had one for the gay meet (which never really seemed to get going), which was pink and girly with the slogan "if I look gay, can I feel your tits". I thought it would join in with the fun, but announce my sexuality in case someones gaydar was on the blink.

Someone didn't see the funny side, "Oh? do you really think that's going to work?". If I really thought it would get me a feel of some mammalian protuberances I'd have bought one years ago

Couldn't believe it when I saw some sick Michael Jackson t-shirts on the Friday morning!

Saw quite a few people with replicas of The North Face t-shirts with "The South West" as the slogan.

Thought it would be a money-spinner to do something similar in the North West, one less word to change Then I remembered the scousers, mancs, lancs and cheshires all hate each other

Did I miss any good 'uns?

[PoshSpaz]

My Fave

"Jackson 4"

[lieutenant_pigeon]

the jackson 4

now avalible for childrens parties

[meatyparson]

the jackson 4

now avalible for childrens parties

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Jesus is Coming and he's got Drugs

[meatyparson]

I have yet to see my tshirt bettered.

"IF JESUS COMES BACK, WE WILL KILL HIM AGAIN."

A copper fell off his mountain bike reading that, and on the Tuesday night, a bloke riding his quad went straight into a pile of bins.

[Amlo4ka]

Was that the really fat guy? His belly button was enormously frightening!

[pehaw]

"My Mother Has A Beautiful Cock"

[Miss-T]

Lol probably loads of people saw this guy in this t shirt stating Tom Jones shagged my van !!!!!!!!!!!!!!