Virtual campfire 2009

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wine sounds good, too much spirits last night

iv brought food tonight, jerk chicken all round

[darrenbha]

Jerk chicken sounds good. >hands pehaw pint glass of wine in exchange for 3 shots of tequila>

[alibear]

I'm good. Finally got round to tuning into the england game so it could go wrong from here. And you alibear?

[strudders]

cool Wine, Chicken and TV what a cool night!

[darrenbha]

And all by the light of a very nearly full moon. Not tried anything from that brewery.

[pehaw]

Jerk chicken sounds good. >hands pehaw pint glass of wine in exchange for 3 shots of tequila>

[bertieb73]

Evening all...The games rubbish isn't it?

Think I will stay off the booze and stuff tonight as I don't want another bovine incident...

Did someone say it was surreal in here or is it that I can just smell fish?

[pehaw]

And all by the light of a very nearly full moon. Not tried anything from that brewery.

[pehaw]

Evening all...The games rubbish isn't it?

Think I will stay off the booze and stuff tonight as I don't want another bovine incident...

Did someone say it was surreal in here or is it that I can just smell fish?

[alibear]

They have Sam Smiths Pure Brewed Lager at one of my locals, (imaginitively called 'The Tyne') - I was sick as a dog the last time I partook.

[darrenbha]

Must try some of this lager you speak of sounds fun. I reckon berts magnetism towards our bovine friends comes from the hypnosis techniques he uses on them

[bertieb73]

There is a faint odour of mullet. Or is it whelk?

I am going to hammer the booze and stuff as I am hoping for a bovine incident. How come the cows only have eyes for you Bertie? What's your secret? Do they love no udder?

[darrenbha]

Well if you do get lucky again bert try and keep the noise down

[pehaw]

I don't know what it is about the cows, they just don't seem to have a beef with me. I milk my status as a bit of a lover of udder but don't grass me up as I will graze you all by giving you a good leathering ....

[alibear]

Must try some of this lager you speak of sounds fun. I reckon berts magnetism towards our bovine friends comes from the hypnosis techniques he uses on them

[darrenbha]

Whereabouts in london is this esTablishment located and whats the name?

[bertieb73]

I've tried talking to them but it seems to go in one ear and out the udder.

I tried buying them a present, got them to look through some cattle-ogues for something nice.

I love those cows Bertie - especially Patty, she's exceptional. She's out standing in her field.

[darrenbha]

Night bert. Hope the earth mooooooves for you

[pehaw]

Nice work Pehaw.

Think I'm going to get an early night as I'm still suffering from last night's activities. Goodnight all.

(Bert opens tent and gives a sly grin as Patty is already waiting for him wrapped in his sleeping bag)

[alibear]

Whereabouts in london is this esTablishment located and whats the name?

[darrenbha]

Cheers for that alibear. I'll keep my eyes peeled on one of my trips to london

[alibear]

Cheers for that alibear. I'll keep my eyes peeled on one of my trips to london

[darrenbha]

Oh go on then. One more before i call it a night. Did you want some earplugs. Bert and his "friends" can get a little noisy

[alibear]

Oh go on then. One more before i call it a night. Did you want some earplugs. Bert and his "friends" can get a little noisy

[scaryclaireyfairy]

Please, please, please dont take the following as critisism or me being negative:

...but over the last few days I keep coming into this thread to try and get involved, and I just dont get it.

In fact I would go as far to say that this thread freaks me out - its so surreal.

But Im glad you guys like it.