Virtual campfire 2009

[strudders]

Oo cheers Darren, just the fish for me please!

[darrenbha]

There you go mate. Its fresh caught cod. You got any beer?

[strudders]

Loads!

*strudders reaches into bag an produces a can of kronenberg*

there you go. Salt and vinegar?

[darrenbha]

Salt and vinegar is plentiful. Cheers for the beer. Had a good day mate?

[strudders]

Yeah been great weekend! done loads, danced like a loon, yeah great week.

Pickled egg?

[darrenbha]

Pickled egg. No problem. Did you want mushy peas too. Think I've got pineapple fritters or battered mars bars for dessert

[shangers]

pickled eggs are food of the gods. not too vinegary mind.

[darrenbha]

I'm sure these are pretty easy on the vinegar

[bertieb73]

<Bert pokes his head out of his tent and stretches>

Morning everyone....Is the weekend over already???

[strudders]

*runs through the camp with just a sock on*

HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLlllllllloooooooooo!

[karlpowell]

* whips strudder arse with stick as he runs past my tent *

[darrenbha]

Good shot karl

[bertieb73]

Has anbody seen my sock? My feet are freezing and I appear to only have the one at the bottom of my sleeping bag...

[darrenbha]

strudders was running around with one earlier, not sure you'd want it back though

[karlpowell]

DAMN THESE STINK ....

[bertieb73]

MMmmm. Think I will join the new age travellers and go bare foot today....

[darrenbha]

Can't say i blame you there bert. I'm off to see eat static up at avalon if anyone's up for it

[karlpowell]

YIPEEEEEE the charlatans for Solfest

[darrenbha]

SEriously. I'm impressed. Its tempting me now.

[karlpowell]

http://www.efestivals.co.uk/news/09/090216e.shtml

YIIPEEEEE

[strudders]

Sorry who are playing Solfest????? *strudders ponders*

[karlpowell]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the Lord spoke to him from above and in a booming voice said,' Because you have been a good man and TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want'.

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the size of the pylons required to reach to the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take to construct them! Imagine the impact on the environment to undertake such a monumental construction.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for such worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men, could understand our wives and girlfriends; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want 1 or 2 lanes on that bridge

[darrenbha]

>staggers into camp drunk and collapses in a heap>

[bertieb73]

I take it that Eat Static were good then Darren?!?

[darrenbha]

Yeah. Very trippy and messy :-)