Virtual campfire 2009

[karlpowell]

Dont mind if I do ... cant beat sausage buttys on warbys bread with HP brown sauce and all washed down with a brothers pear cider

[joshwarrr]

it is a truly excellent breakfast

[karlpowell]

I have just sent darren a text , to check all is OK with them lot ( no reply yet ) he is probably still in the Blast furnace with the MOTHER of all hangovers

[joshwarrr]

oh dear oh dear.

[karlpowell]

Sunday line up fro the campfire stage is ..

1pm bodger and badger ( have fun with sport billys bag)

2pm eminem does poetry

3pm Ice cube ( cos he is better than JayZ)

4pm TBC (not confimed before going to press ) :angry:

5pm noasis (better than the real thing)

6pm fools gold ( again better than the real thing)

7pm supergrass

8pm dodgy

9pm sea horses

10pm placebo (nancy boy is a great tune)

as bert and darren are expected back tomorrow this will be my last campfire stage line up

[bertieb73]

Hi guys,

Glad you have been keeping the fire burning and the bands playing while we have been away.

Everyone from efests were not involved in the incident at BT and I last saw Darren, Strudders etc..under their Gazebo last night recovering from a particulaly heavy night!!

Me and my sis headed back a little earlier than originally planned but left everyone with spirits high and looking forward to another day of Bearded Shenanigans..

[karlpowell]

Good to hear that matey , we thought they may have had you building another stage for them since the campfire stage has stood the test of time.

[bertieb73]

Good to hear that matey , we thought they may have had you building another stage for them since the campfire stage has stood the test of time.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

glad to hear you're having fun, bert. send our regards to all. i dread to think what would have happened if your turdis had blown over! you'd become the new pop up pirate.

[Mardy]

Bloody hell, just read about this, glad you're OK

[fairyinboots]

Just got back from my race, and heard the news about BT. Was going to ask if everyone was OK, but saw the post here from Bertie. Thanks Bertie for letting us know.

Eminem is rather good at the poetry!

[scaryclaireyfairy]

he is quite good isn't he?

i'm most intrigued about the secret set at 4pm. i wonder who it is?

[joshwarrr]

Argggh missed the secret set. Who was it?? I spent too long drinking cider.

[Mardy]

dunno, I missed it too. Caught the support though, Thom Yorke covering Chas & Dave's classic hits, who would have thought he was such a big fan?

[scaryclaireyfairy]

he was, as always, magnificent.

[rex]

Wooooo - I should be just about in time for Sea Horses!

At least the weather's a bit better here than at Beardie. Still chilly tho'...

*sticks a small tree and a member of the BNP on the fire*

Ooh, tha's better!

[fairyinboots]

Evening everyone.

[joshwarrr]

Good evening fairyinboots. How are you today? *said in a posh drunk voice*

[karlpowell]

* crawls out of tent feeling fresh as a Daisey *

[karlpowell]

OK i got a bit of a dirty joke for ya

A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband.

Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away.

It comes to a point where she hasn't had a shag for over a year and is considering divorce.

She decides to give him one more chance and confront him when he gets home from the pub.

He staggers through the front door and before she can have a go at him, he says, "Sharon", get upstairs to the bedroom".

She can't believe it; at last he's going to pay her a bit of attention.

They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a hand-stand facing the full length mirror on the wardrobe".

"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY... I like it."

She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin on her fanny.

"The boys down the pub were f**king right," he says, "a goatee WOULD suit me

Renault and Ford are building a car between them to beat the

credit crunch.Based on the Clio and the Tauris the all new "Clitaurus"

will be available in pink and comes with optional furry dash.

Edited May 18, 2009 by karlpowell

[karlpowell]

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heheheheh

[bertieb73]

Morning all.

A bit of blue is always good on a Monday morning Karl..

Blimey, this weather is making it difficult to keep the campfire going especially as Strudders is still at BT so we don't get the usual supply of burning materials.

Still not got my tickets for the big one but at least my Glastonbudget ones have arrived in time to go next weekend..I will tap some of the bands up to see if they will play at our campfire stage while I'm there..Oasish, The Fillers, Kins of Leon & One Step Beyond are top of my list....

[karlpowell]

Sounding good already bertie , did you see some of the line up while you was at BT ? we had a great 1 on friday

[bertieb73]

Sounding good already bertie , did you see some of the line up while you was at BT ? we had a great 1 on friday

[karlpowell]

I did enjoy the penguin caffe orchestra ( with the penguins from Madagasca)