Virtual campfire 2009

[karlpowell]

bring back some skins and see if you can find some tin foil so i can make a new bong

[karlpowell]

After 30 years of marriage Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counselling.

When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 30 years they had been together.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, tore open blouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped her Bra off, starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts fondles them, and kisses them passionately.

A side glance at her husband, he then put his hand up her skirt, ripped her G-String off, and fondled her wildly, while her husband Mark watched with raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.

Jacqueline, flushed, tried to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a total daze.

The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand? 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week! Can you do this?'

Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I miss the old campfire

[darrenbha]

Hey rufus, how's things. Are you feeling better

[joshwarrr]

After 30 years of marriage Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counselling.

When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 30 years they had been together.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, tore open blouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped her Bra off, starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts fondles them, and kisses them passionately.

A side glance at her husband, he then put his hand up her skirt, ripped her G-String off, and fondled her wildly, while her husband Mark watched with raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.

Jacqueline, flushed, tried to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a total daze.

The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand? 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week! Can you do this?'

Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

[darrenbha]

Hi josh. I got this curry over in avalon. Plenty to go

Round. Its pretty spicy tho

[joshwarrr]

hello there. thanks very much it looks good. i had a very nice goan fish curry from near there. bit too hot for my liking. how are we all today?

[darrenbha]

I'm good. Pretty relaxing day for me. Just gonna settle down with this food and a nice bottle of brothers

[joshwarrr]

sounds like a plan i intend to consume a few bottles of wine then go have a little dance somewhere.

[darrenbha]

Sounds a fine plan of action. Don't suppose you could roll a joint. I bought these skins back for karl but he's asleep again

[Mardy]

evening everyone, you all alright?

[darrenbha]

How's you mardy. Want some curry

[karlpowell]

since i got naff all to do tomorrow , i think i am going to venture down the pub and hope to god the manure loose tonight

[bertieb73]

Hi folks. I wouldn't mind a curry and a smoke. Been a strange old day.

[darrenbha]

>hands bert plate of food and joint> i'm hoping for much the same karl. Fingers crossed

[Mardy]

Mmmmm, curry and smoke, lovely, just what I need.

Thanks mate

[muddyslingbax]

mmm curry....big mmmm. had some not great quorn sausages tonight. curry would've been much much nicer...

[darrenbha]

There's some left in the pot keeping warm over the fire.

[muddyslingbax]

i reckon i could manage some now...mind if i help myself?

[pehaw]

i reckon i could manage some now...mind if i help myself?

[darrenbha]

Port would be lovely. Don't mind if i do

[karlpowell]

UG

[darrenbha]

>throws stick of celery at karl>

[karlpowell]

Mmmmm looks through tent for thousand island dressing to dip celery in

[darrenbha]

You came back all caveman like last night karl, must of been some revisiting of the great sambuca disaster involved