Holy Cac-me-pants --- there could be trouble!

[gratedenini]

Eeeee I tell yer--- yer bugger a hell!

heres me planning out the forthcoming months for gigs and fests and that--y`know--like i`ve been saying etc.

Looking on evil-bay for tickets and all that.... so just 5mins ago--- I calls whor lass in to show her the latest line up for the Acoustic fest of GB that i `ve been mentioning.... show her who`s on etc.....

"Err... we`re on holiday in Zante then--we cat go!"

"What the f?.... when did that happen? fookin Zante?"

"Den, we booked it weeks ago man!"

"aw shit-- we`ll miss it then. When do we come back?"

"May 30th midnight"

Hells flame--that puts you lot in serious jepperdy!

Will we be knackered? Not up to going? blah bl;ah blah..... or do we ready the van all set to go on the friday.... we`ve done it before--arrived back from hols on the morning and off to see santana later that day--- but not a weekend fest though.... gonna have to re-think.

EEeeee i tell yer man!

den

[Harrow Strongbow Ciderman!]

Eeeee I tell yer--- yer bugger a hell!

heres me planning out the forthcoming months for gigs and fests and that--y`know--like i`ve been saying etc.

Looking on evil-bay for tickets and all that.... so just 5mins ago--- I calls whor lass in to show her the latest line up for the Acoustic fest of GB that i `ve been mentioning.... show her who`s on etc.....

"Err... we`re on holiday in Zante then--we cat go!"

"What the f?.... when did that happen? fookin Zante?"

"Den, we booked it weeks ago man!"

"aw shit-- we`ll miss it then. When do we come back?"

"May 30th midnight"

Hells flame--that puts you lot in serious jepperdy!

Will we be knackered? Not up to going? blah bl;ah blah..... or do we ready the van all set to go on the friday.... we`ve done it before--arrived back from hols on the morning and off to see santana later that day--- but not a weekend fest though.... gonna have to re-think.

EEeeee i tell yer man!

den

[timespeedsup]

Ah well, you will be sadly missed

(Mutters under breath "Thank fook for that! One less nutter to contend with")