singles thread

[sifi]

Talk about lowering the tone!!

Edited June 19, 2008 by sifimaster

[Katster]

I'm in attendance

...but um...and what's a pooey stick ...sounds like something you could possibly get post-bumsex

[sifi]

I did wonder what he meant.....

Edited June 19, 2008 by sifimaster

[Katster]

Well, there are several interpretations. First one is that he believes that your breasts are of such a proportion that you would be very popular and as such would have to disuade advances from men by hitting them with a stick covered in excrement.

The other interpretations involve more emphasis on the phrase "beating them off" with an emphasis on scatology, but I'm not going to go there this morning.

The third might be - at a push - some reference to anal sex, but I don't think that's valid.

Personally I think he got a bit carried away after spending too long thinking about breasts.

[sifi]

Cheers for clearing that up. I have no need for a shitty stick. They just get the death stare if they come anywhere near me

[rabid]

Cheers for clearing that up. I have no need for a shitty stick. They just get the death stare if they come anywhere near me

[Katster]

You are the Medusa? Maybe that could be the fancy dress you adopt this year .....

[Katster]

Or rendered unconscious by a Cherry Bakewell to the head!

[sifi]

I'm being very shit and not dressing up this year. I simply cannot be arsed as I've got so much to do before the festival and so little time. I've not even checked my tent is ok yet, I normally do that in April and this is a tent kindly donated to me!!

[Lauz_Abbott]

bloody hell havent been in here for ages!!! have i missed loads?!

[Goblinz]

I'm being very shit and not dressing up this year. I simply cannot be arsed as I've got so much to do before the festival and so little time. I've not even checked my tent is ok yet, I normally do that in April and this is a tent kindly donated to me!!

[Katster]

Didn't you have one at Bearded theory?

[Katster]

I've got to do mine at the week-end too. Make sure you do yours. I was given a tent to pitch for a freind one year and it had a few essential bits missing. Like poles. Another time I was given a tent to pitch for a friend and it was an A-Frame tent that smelled like it hadn't been pitched since a cub scouts jamborree in 1983.

[Goblinz]

Some friends of mine borrowed a tent off someone last year.....they arrived at Glastonbury, opened the tent bag, shook out the 'tent' only to discover the WHOLE of the tent had disintigrated

One of the same friends borrowed his brothers tent one year and opened it up to find a mouldy rotten egg sandwich inside.

And also, the same friend, borrowed a tent only to find a used condom inside!!

You'd think he'd learn

[outtolunch]

Some friends of mine borrowed a tent off someone last year.....they arrived at Glastonbury, opened the tent bag, shook out the 'tent' only to discover the WHOLE of the tent had disintigrated

One of the same friends borrowed his brothers tent one year and opened it up to find a mouldy rotten egg sandwich inside.

And also, the same friend, borrowed a tent only to find a used condom inside!!

You'd think he'd learn

[Sooperstar]

Umm had good chat with the guy I liked last year/who liked me,but ended up treating me badly,getting with this girl,.

Anyway,We ended up becoming closer few weeks to a month back. back,well i always knew he could do better than his girlfriend[ex now],and tbh i was honest about it[he aprreciated it he knew i cared].

Anyway we have come closer friends, he split up with his girlfriend month or two ago for good. She was pestering him all the time[nicked his simcard out his phone starting abusing all the girls in phonebook.]

She ended ,turning up on nights out to look for him[shes asked me twice]

So forth,anyway.. with alot of rubbish which happened last year,one of his mates ended up being bit nasty to me about it,not knowing full story..Anyway the guy i liked heard him say something on friday night when we were out in a club [he had incling cause i told him] and he really told him off :eek: his mate took it personally " we known each other for 7 yrs.." the guy i like.. " shes sound though" and the guy i liked was trying to get me to punch his mate[the mean one] jokenly but i was like " he is not worth me hitting" then i saw his mate later on in the night he apologised :eek: [still can't trust him as i could throw him]anyway me and the guy i liked starting talking outside got chips n that talked loads,,we ended up getting taxi together,cuddling up while waiting for it,and then we ended up kissing[he however started cuddling up to me]in the taxi..

I'm so confused about the whole thing,tbh i don't knwo if to act like nothings happened when i see him,as he said he does like someone else, am i allowed to be confused or not?

[greenfairy43]

Even I'm confused after trying to work out that post.

You couldn't write it again in sentences could you?

[Sooperstar]

And there was me thinking I couldn't follow it just cos I'm an old bird.......

(In the words of my fave Gogol Bordello song " I would never ever ever wanna be young again". It all seems far too complicated!)

Edited June 19, 2008 by Sooperstar

[Sooperstar]

And there was me thinking I couldn't follow it just cos I'm an old bird.......

(In the words of my fave Gogol Bordello song " I would never ever ever wanna be young again". It all seems far too complicated!)

[rabid]

Oops

Edited June 19, 2008 by rabid

[bunique]

DP

[greenfairy43]

No, It's Aly's fault.

[greenfairy43]

DP

[Millsy2008]

Umm had good chat with the guy I liked last year/who liked me,but ended up treating me badly,getting with this girl,.

Anyway,We ended up becoming closer few weeks to a month back. back,well i always knew he could do better than his girlfriend[ex now],and tbh i was honest about it[he aprreciated it he knew i cared].

Anyway we have come closer friends, he split up with his girlfriend month or two ago for good. She was pestering him all the time[nicked his simcard out his phone starting abusing all the girls in phonebook.]

She ended ,turning up on nights out to look for him[shes asked me twice]

So forth,anyway.. with alot of rubbish which happened last year,one of his mates ended up being bit nasty to me about it,not knowing full story..Anyway the guy i liked heard him say something on friday night when we were out in a club [he had incling cause i told him] and he really told him off :eek: his mate took it personally " we known each other for 7 yrs.." the guy i like.. " shes sound though" and the guy i liked was trying to get me to punch his mate[the mean one] jokenly but i was like " he is not worth me hitting" then i saw his mate later on in the night he apologised :eek: [still can't trust him as i could throw him]anyway me and the guy i liked starting talking outside got chips n that talked loads,,we ended up getting taxi together,cuddling up while waiting for it,and then we ended up kissing[he however started cuddling up to me]in the taxi..

I'm so confused about the whole thing,tbh i don't knwo if to act like nothings happened when i see him,as he said he does like someone else, am i allowed to be confused or not?

[Sooperstar]

You're brave, using those two letters in here...