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We compared breasts sat round a table in the beer garden last night. One lucky man got to feel them all to see who's were the firmist. It's a game I've played before and for some reason men never seem to get bored of being the judge :P<_<

I didn't win :ph34r: . I was the oldest female there though :lol: .

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We compared breasts sat round a table in the beer garden last night. One lucky man got to feel them all to see who's were the firmist. It's a game I've played before and for some reason men never seem to get bored of being the judge :(<_<

I didn't win :ph34r: . I was the oldest female there though :lol: .

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We compared breasts sat round a table in the beer garden last night. One lucky man got to feel them all to see who's were the firmist. It's a game I've played before and for some reason men never seem to get bored of being the judge :P<_<

I didn't win :ph34r: . I was the oldest female there though :lol: .

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I went swimming the other night with a couple of friends and while getting dressed we were comparing nipples. Not sure i'd want any man that i wasnt particularly close to to judge though. I'd porbably lose that's not fun. hehe
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We compared breasts sat round a table in the beer garden last night. One lucky man got to feel them all to see who's were the firmist. It's a game I've played before and for some reason men never seem to get bored of being the judge :P<_<

I didn't win :ph34r: . I was the oldest female there though :lol: .

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We compared breasts sat round a table in the beer garden last night. One lucky man got to feel them all to see who's were the firmist. It's a game I've played before and for some reason men never seem to get bored of being the judge <_<:lol:

I didn't win :ph34r: . I was the oldest female there though :P .

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Feeling is no indicator, and not accepted by the governing body of boobies.

The official olympic test is for the judge to stick his face between the fun bags and go "bubububububububububah!"

So, all I'm saying is that I'm sure under official queensbury rules you would have won hands down, breasts up babes!

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Feeling is no indicator, and not accepted by the governing body of boobies.

The official olympic test is for the judge to stick his face between the fun bags and go "bubububububububububah!"

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ahhhh "the speedboat" manouvre... a classic to say the least however not so effective on the smaller chested lady
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Aww I'd totally drive over and come out with you but I have somewhere I should probably be on saturday. Absolutely no sex though obviously, I'd probably find someone for you to sex though- I did last time. :P
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yeah true but i felt i had to tell everyone how much i love em. i love more than kinder eggs and tizer. now thats really really allot.
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