singles thread

[rabid]

no sexxing for me either. my sexxer is in london getting a visa

[RABun]

I found another reason i need a man in my life last night.

I had to take a wild mouse to the vet at 10:30 last night to get put down because my cat broke its leg and i was too wussy to do the job myself. Luckily he did the job for free (which probably means he threw it over the fence or something), he looked at me like i was some kind of weirdo

[greeneyes1980]

I found another reason i need a man in my life last night.

I had to take a wild mouse to the vet at 10:30 last night to get put down because my cat broke its leg and i was too wussy to do the job myself. Luckily he did the job for free (which probably means he threw it over the fence or something), he looked at me like i was some kind of weirdo

[RABun]

this is easily the best story i have heard in years! you took a mouse that your cat caught to the vets! brilliant.

[greeneyes1980]

Yes i know pathetic huh?

My son was standing in the dining room giving me puppy dog eyes and telling me how cute and fluffy it was. What could i do? lol

[RABun]

ha ha gave it back to the cat, its the cats anyways! natures law and all that. the cat probably only brought it in to show you.

[Goblinz]

haha thats all i do on here! Nah I dont need to get out - been out all day! Just costs me cash and gets me pissed sitting here still in my bikini etc eating a chicken curry haha brilliant gonna watch peep show repeates

[greeneyes1980]

yeah but she likes to give them to me when they are dead and i hate that. They leave entrails on the carpet.

[Lithium05]

Went out for a meal the other night for a friends birthday. At me and my only other single mate were sitting up one end of the table chatting to one of our coupled up mates while his girlfriend gave us evils! After a while she whispered something to him and he turned around to us and said "what are we going to do about you two, this can't go on much longer" refering to the fact that we should apparently have found someone to settling down with now like everyone else. We're 23 for f*cks sake!

He's not exactly setting the best example of "happiness" himself. He's always broke because he spends all his money on his girlfriend, despite the fact that she makes more money than he does, she won't let him move out of his mums house and get a flat with friends (despite the fact he wants to) because "renting's a waste of money", I could go on, but I'll stop there.

My friends are so co-dependent though it's unbelievable, it's assumed that if you invite someone for a night out it's assumed that you're inviting both. There's no such thing as a lads night out because no one would actually turn up if we tried. Essentially none of my friends are allowed to do anything that doesn't include their girlfriends apart from play football/golf on a Sunday morning.

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[Katster]

Yesterday I got wrecked in the beer garden all afternoon, evening and night. We went back to my mates house (which I was looking after) and got even more wrecked. The hottest guy in Tosco was there (he bores me to f**k but he's lovely to look at) and as they were all leaving he turned and said 'I would stay but.......' I said 'But what?' and then he ran off! Oh dear!!

He did doink (boink?) another girl last week though (she was there last night too) and she really likes him and she is my friend so probably best he didn't stay really

Edited May 9, 2008 by Katster

[Katster]

Went out for a meal the other night for a friends birthday. At me and my only other single mate were sitting up one end of the table chatting to one of our coupled up mates while his girlfriend gave us evils! After a while she whispered something to him and he turned around to us and said "what are we going to do about you two, this can't go on much longer" refering to the fact that we should apparently have found someone to settling down with now like everyone else. We're 23 for f*cks sake!

He's not exactly setting the best example of "happiness" himself. He's always broke because he spends all his money on his girlfriend, despite the fact that she makes more money than he does, she won't let him move out of his mums house and get a flat with friends (despite the fact he wants to) because "renting's a waste of money", I could go on, but I'll stop there.

My friends are so co-dependent though it's unbelievable, it's assumed that if you invite someone for a night out it's assumed that you're inviting both. There's no such thing as a lads night out because no one would actually turn up if we tried. Essentially none of my friends are allowed to do anything that doesn't include their girlfriends apart from play football/golf on a Sunday morning.

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[Lithium05]

Edited May 9, 2008 by Lithium05

[Katster]

It wouldn't be friday without me ranting about my friends.

Honestly, I sent a text out yesterday to invite some friends round for some drinking/Rock Band/Mario Kart and the first one I got back was "**** and I will be there at 8" (**** representing his girlfriend who I didn't actually invite!)

It's not all bad though, tomorrow night I'm going out with my "back-up" friends (who are rapidly working there way towards being my main group) for one of their 21st birthdays, getting a limo and going to a south london club

Edited May 9, 2008 by Katster

[RABun]

It wouldn't be friday without me ranting about my friends.

Honestly, I sent a text out yesterday to invite some friends round for some drinking/Rock Band/Mario Kart and the first one I got back was "**** and I will be there at 8" (**** representing his girlfriend who I didn't actually invite!)

It's not all bad though, tomorrow night I'm going out with my "back-up" friends (who are rapidly working there way towards being my main group) for one of their 21st birthdays, getting a limo and going to a south london club

[Lithium05]

Awwww can i come and play rock band - i've been dying to play it.

[RABun]

Aw go on then

Anyone else? Party at mine?*

*disclaimer: Seeing as my address is out there from the CD swap, I'm not actually serious so no one turn up

[Lithium05]

hehe is it out on the PS2 yet? My son has been saving a gift card since christmas to buy it.

[ronaldo]

Went out for a meal the other night for a friends birthday. At me and my only other single mate were sitting up one end of the table chatting to one of our coupled up mates while his girlfriend gave us evils! After a while she whispered something to him and he turned around to us and said "what are we going to do about you two, this can't go on much longer" refering to the fact that we should apparently have found someone to settling down with now like everyone else. We're 23 for f*cks sake!

He's not exactly setting the best example of "happiness" himself. He's always broke because he spends all his money on his girlfriend, despite the fact that she makes more money than he does, she won't let him move out of his mums house and get a flat with friends (despite the fact he wants to) because "renting's a waste of money", I could go on, but I'll stop there.

My friends are so co-dependent though it's unbelievable, it's assumed that if you invite someone for a night out it's assumed that you're inviting both. There's no such thing as a lads night out because no one would actually turn up if we tried. Essentially none of my friends are allowed to do anything that doesn't include their girlfriends apart from play football/golf on a Sunday morning.

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[ronaldo]

Aw go on then

Anyone else? Party at mine?*

*disclaimer: Seeing as my address is out there from the CD swap, I'm not actually serious so no one turn up

[Lithium05]

Hopefully things get better for you as well mate, they will get sick of spending all their time with their gf's and realise that they want their own nights out/get totally sick of them and split up.

[xxclf]

To get into Edinburgh?

[ronaldo]

To be honest I'm not holding my breath.

I've mentioned before that my friends aren't overly blessed with a great deal of self-confidence, most of them have settled down with the first girl to touch their penis (a few of them have only recently been introduced to the concept of a girlfriend) and seem afraid of the fact that, if they were to lose them they will never get another girl again. One in particular is the worst (the one who informed me they would both be coming tonight) he refuses to do anything unless she's there, she was ill a couple of weeks ago and he didn't come out on his own because "You don't go out and have fun and leave your gf in agony" - she had a sore throat, it wasn't terminal.

[Goblinz]

It's only polite!! No normal man wants to sit and listen to girls talking about 'girl stuff' all night long, and vice versa, anyway. Do they?

[ronaldo]

Nooo for when he moves to america.

Haha sound. Your just local for me, ill be the only one there haha

[Lithium05]

Personally I have no problem with girls coming round and discussing breasts all night.