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[sheep21]

fraid not but never mind, im not that fast today.

[Cultseeker]

fraid not but never mind, im not that fast today.

[sheep21]

Get a grip?

Be a man?

Sex, drugs and rock and roll?

???

[rfs]

Some of that was exaggerated, but you get the general idea. Anyway, tonight I was walking through the same nightclub when I heard a girl shout "that's my stalker.... ahhhh!". She was still cute, so I went up to her and apologised for being a dick last time... she seemed to accept this. Still, my giant ego felt there was something more to this girl. So I stalked her a bit, apologised a bit more for stalking her (classic stalking), then eventually pulled her. It was strange... she seemed to enjoy it (i'm really good at kissing). Then she wandered off, and I tried to find her again, but when I did her male friends became all defensive and got in between me and her.

[brighteyes]

Wow a real live nightclub stalker! You got lucky...I wouldn't kiss one of them unless I'd dipped my tongue in turpentine first. Have you had your kidneys checked recently?

[Katster]

How come, the nastier I get, the more people seem to like me?

If I'm nice, they like me for being nice, if I'm nasty, they like the challenge. f**k.

[rfs]

She didn't poison me, she secretly loves me. But I have lost her forever now, I fear... i'll have to find someone new to stalk.

Oh by the way rfs, what festivals are you going to this year?

[Cultseeker]

How come, the nastier I get, the more people seem to like me?

If I'm nice, they like me for being nice, if I'm nasty, they like the challenge. f**k.

[brighteyes]

I must remember to go to Homebase before the season starts...

[Cultseeker]

Yes indeed. You'll have to sneak it into festivals, security staff might think it's some weird way of getting high. That's what the kids do these days, they drink turpentine.

Actually I quite like the smell of it, so it will only greater attract me to you.

[rfs]

Yes indeed. You'll have to sneak it into festivals, security staff might think it's some weird way of getting high. That's what the kids do these days, they drink turpentine.

Actually I quite like the smell of it, so it will only greater attract me to you.

[brighteyes]

I'd hate to be a women.

I used to think it was just the thought of cocks that put me off, but there's clearly far more to worry about.

[bunique]

I'm sure there are women stalkers too!

Can I just say that i'm not really a stalker, and i'm actually a fairly nice guy? Or is it too late...

rfs please don't knife me

[minute5072]

I'm sure there are women stalkers too!

[brighteyes]

Ignore the knife part, focus on the stripping bit! rfs and her kerazy subliminal messaging malarkey!

[sheep21]

yeh, there are unfortunately

[Jakemu]

Damnit!

[rabid]

Ignore the knife part, focus on the stripping bit! rfs and her kerazy subliminal messaging malarkey!

[greenfairy43]

About as subtle as offering to build someone a PC.

[minute5072]

now theres a man with a story to tell.

[sadwitch]

Ya reckon? Well, we'll find out one way or the other, some time this summer in a field somewhere in the UK. Will she use the knife to stab me or strip me? I'll let you know, folks

[Katster]

Because they actually hate you and you delude what they say to fit what you want them to say as some kind of weird defence mechanism because you lack self esteem?

*Watch Kaster fall for my nastiness*

Edited March 24, 2008 by Katster

[brighteyes]

Maybe she'll compromise and strip the flesh from your bones.

[sadwitch]

I hope she touches my willy whilst she does this.

[raspberryswirl]

Pulled a 37 year old philosophy prof (not mine.. not even same uni) Saturday night.... I'm turning 22 on Wednesday. That was interesting!