singles thread

[Lauz_Abbott]

Haha. I can't ever imagine a Dorset accent being sexy.

[brighteyes]

ah thanks

maybe this is why im still single!?

[sifi]

Poole is bit far east?.

[brighteyes]

Poole is not by any definition in the far east. It's not even in the middle east.

[Peevis]

Haha. I can't ever imagine a Dorset accent being sexy.

I pulled a proper cute girl tonight, then I got kicked in the shins (literally) by all her friends. Women are bitches, self righteous bitches, and you can all go f**k yourselves.

[Lauz_Abbott]

I didn't think you'd have a Dorset accent, Poole is bit far east?

[dakyras]

still dorset!

[Katster]

Mate.. someone who gets talked out of anything by her mates ain't no catch.. never f**king will be... had she told her friend to go f**k themselves, THEN you'd have been onto a real winner....

As it is, you did VERY well sunshine.. sure a pokes a poke, but you just avoided an awful lot of grief if you ask me!

[Peevis]

So a lifetime of friendship comes second to someone you've known for five minutes?

[dakyras]

Real friends do NOT tell, they support! Even the cock ups!

[Peevis]

So real friends should just be a gang of 'yes' men/women? Doesnt sound anything remotely like a friend to me.

If one of my friends did something wrong I'd tell them and I'd expect them to tell me because I value their opinions.

[brighteyes]

To be fair to the girl, she did pull me despite knowing that her friends would disapprove. In fact she took me into a different room of the club to do it away from them. I got kicked when they found us.

[Katster]

Not what I said at all.

People should know their own mind and not fall out with friends because they have their own ideas. That's all I mean.

If one of my friends tried to tell me something like, that I would surely ignore them.

Real friends do NOT tell, they support! Even the cock ups!

Edited February 19, 2008 by Katster

[brighteyes]

Eh? The girl in question didn't fall out with her friends because she had her own ideas, her friends attacked the man of her choice because they had their own ideas.

[Peevis]

She may have fallen out with her friends as well though. Apparently she wasn't aware that i'd slept with her best friend 8 months earlier

[Katster]

She may have fallen out with her friends as well though. Apparently she wasn't aware that i'd slept with her best friend 8 months earlier

[brighteyes]

Oops. Oh well, if she'd asked I'm sure you'd have told her.

[Peevis]

I assumed she knew, because she kept talking about how we shouldn't get caught because she'd be in trouble.

Hang on... maybe she was just embarrassed to be pulling me!

[Katster]

What's their beef anyway? Surely as long as you are only boinging one pal at a time i it not all good?

I say they were all jealous and kicking you was their way of asking if you could all go back for a "menage a loads"!

[brighteyes]

What's their beef anyway? Surely as long as you are only boinging one pal at a time i it not all good?

I say they were all jealous and kicking you was their way of asking if you could all go back for a "menage a loads"!

[sifi]

How much time has to pass between boinging one pal before it's acceptable to boing the other? I'm asking purely for future reference......honest

[brighteyes]

How much time has to pass between boinging one pal before it's acceptable to boing the other? I'm asking purely for future reference......honest

[Peevis]

As long as it takes to swap ends.

[sifi]

There's a Frenchman, an Italian and a Peevis talking about how they make love to their women. The Frenhman says "After I have made love to my woman, I kiss her gently on the knee and she floats a whole foot above the bed". The Italian says "This is nothing, after I have made love to my woman, I kiss her thigh and she floats two feet above the bed". To which Peevis says "That's nothing. After I have made love to my woman, I wipe my cock clean on her curtains and she hits the roof"

Edited February 19, 2008 by sifimaster

[carley]

There's a Frenchman, an Italian and a Peevis talking about how they make love to their women. The Frenhman says "After I have made love to my woman, I kiss her gently on the knee and she floats a whole foot above the bed". The Italian says "This is nothing, after I have made love to my woman, I kiss her thigh and she floats two feet above the bed". To which Peevis says "That's nothing. After I have made love to my woman, I wipe my cock clean on her curtains and she hits the roof"