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[Yoghurt on a Stick]

6 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

Doing well old sons but Struth  the time seems to be flying by.. Or is it just me. 

Time and tide wait for no man. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[OG]

5 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I once went to visit a friend who was living in a squat in London. When I got there he had this massive bag of grass which he was supposed to sell. What actually happened was that we ended up smoking this massive bag of grass over the course of a weekend. On the final day, I looked over and there was a photo of a frog on the cover of a book. I just couldn't help but burst out laughing. I pointed to the cover of the book to my bewildered mate, and he started howling with laughter. Just one of those moments, I guess.

Anyway, the above was meant to be a seamless introduction to the following (see below), but I can't help but feel that it's more abrupt,  than seamless.

 

And her's Kermit, showing how it's done;

 

PS - I think I'm over the frog thing now. 

Brought a smile to my miserable face after a shit day. As ever thank you yog

[OG]

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

42 minutes ago, OG said:

Brought a smile to my miserable face after a shit day. As ever thank you yog

Happy to have helped put a smile on your face OG. 

Actually that first story didn't actually end there. What actually eventually happened is that my mate got sacked from his job on the day I left him, and I saw Rolly off Grange Hill at the top of a tube station stairs, stood in the middle of the stairs blocking the way for people, eating a Curly Whirly. I mean he wasn't just eating the thing,it looked to me like he'd fallen in love with it. Sure twas a mind bending day to be sure!

 

PS - My mate was working in McDonalds. I had waved goodbye to him one minute. As I waved, I observed that he was walking around the front part of the shop (among the seated customers) with an egg on a spatulla. When I found out about him getting the sack, I asked 'what for'? His response was some fairly incoherent ramble about 'Management' and him walking around the place with an egg on a spatula for an hour or so, before 'Management' finally came to their senses and sacked him!   lol

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And a police related one for good measure...

Edited March 28, 2018 by vintagelaureate

[whisty]

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I never liked Batman  (and Top Cat used to actually depress me), but will allow it a mention;

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[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[guypjfreak]

Why can't someone make a cider that doesn't give you a hangover 

[oneeye]

Either this (I think not)

42 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

Why can't someone make a cider that doesn't give you a hangover 

Or get back on that cider bus old son 

 

 

[whisty]

 

[oneeye]

5 hours ago, whisty said:

 

Beauty there whisty 

[guypjfreak]

Nice old sons... Been busy as my son is getting married in the morning lol bless them they have only been together for fifteen years.... There both real down to earth who gives a fuck type so theres no speeches and no first dance. 

Instead there's a raising of the glasses and there doing the first DJ set lol 

So this time tomo I'll be smashed.. Happy Easter to you all. 

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I never thought I'd see the day when Lego got in to bed with Facebook;

 

Mind you - If they offered me a snazzy outfit like that driver's, then I'd be tempted to turn to the Dark Side too!

[whisty]

6 hours ago, guypjfreak said:

Nice old sons... Been busy as my son is getting married in the morning lol bless them they have only been together for fifteen years.... There both real down to earth who gives a fuck type so theres no speeches and no first dance. 

Instead there's a raising of the glasses and there doing the first DJ set lol 

So this time tomo I'll be smashed.. Happy Easter to you all. 

Congrats to you all, have a great day.

Or maybe something a bit less traditional

Edited March 31, 2018 by whisty

[vintagelaureate]

Have a great day @guypjfreak

[oneeye]

Have a a good one old son.

 

Edited March 31, 2018 by oneeye