Queuing for the Toilet

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

 

Kids today...

 

I haven't had a child and it never bothered me until now. Who on earth can I tell my tale of shitting myself on an all day session in Bristol to? Now I know why some people are in to folk story telling. It's because some stories just need to be told. So that they are not lost sort of thing.

 

I like the way you mention the word ' swagger' in the context of newly confident man. I think I may have curtsied under such conditions.

[markey101]

A swagger, a curtesy, a jig of joy ... we'd probably all have done all three having survived the crisis.

What description for the poor lad's aftermath at Waterloo station, I wonder?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

A swagger, a curtesy, a jig of joy ... we'd probably all have done all three having survived the crisis.

What description for the poor lad's aftermath at Waterloo station, I wonder?

 

I'd definitely have done a gambol as well. Had I been urinating at the time, then even better. Like a cartonwheel of piss flying everwhere. Then I could definitely do a curtsy and walk away with my head held high, but my clothes (and me) possibly looking a little too worrying to be wanting to sit next to on the train.

[efcfanwirral]

Opposite happens to me - when I have to hold on for ages it takes a long while to get going when I finally get to a toilet, and I dont get a flow going at all in that trip!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Opposite happens to me - when I have to hold on for ages it takes a long while to get going when I finally get to a toilet, and I dont get a flow going at all in that trip!

 

I suffer from not being able to piss at urinals. They are a nightmare to me. If some other bloke comes up and stands right next to me then a whole load of problems can happen - the piss will not come at all, the piss will come in silly little spouts, the piss will come, stop and then start again just as I'm putting my lad back in to my boxers. It's the last one that frightens me the most though. I wish I could just stand my ground at a urinal, but if you're a bloke you know that you are not allowed to shake your willy incessantly as more than three shakes can be considered to be a w*nk.

[grumpyhack]

But men can multitask

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

[gary1979666]

I suffer from not being able to piss at urinals. They are a nightmare to me. If some other bloke comes up and stands right next to me then a whole load of problems can happen - the piss will not come at all, the piss will come in silly little spouts, the piss will come, stop and then start again just as I'm putting my lad back in to my boxers. It's the last one that frightens me the most though. I wish I could just stand my ground at a urinal, but if you're a bloke you know that you are not allowed to shake your willy incessantly as more than three shakes can be considered to be a w*nk.

 

I just had a "phew - it's not just me moment!"