James Blunt

[Katster]

Slight*

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I'm blunt and so is my wife.

Is this a Sparticus type thing where we all say ' I'm Blunt' etc etc ? I feel uneasy on this.

As an aside, I used to go out with a woman whose brother was a bit of a rogue (c**t). He was in the pub one day when uniformed police came in and asked for somebody by name. Somebody said 'I'm (insert name here)'. Then someone else said the same thing, then another and another etc. The police went away empty handed.

As a further aside, I was driving past said pub one day with my dad when he exclaimed that was the pub where you could buy anything from an E to an Exocet. I'd kind of gathered that myself, but wondered how he knew because he doesn't frequent pubs.

[gary1979666]

As a further aside, I was driving past said pub one day with my dad when he exclaimed that was the pub where you could buy anything from an E to an Exocet. I'd kind of gathered that myself, but wondered how he knew because he doesn't frequent pubs.

Sounds like a good but, but a bit alphabetically limited. A better range would be an aardvark to zither.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Sounds like a good but, but a bit alphabetically limited. A better range would be an aardvark to zither.

I agree with you on the alphabetically limited range, but aardvark to zither doesn't role off the tongue as well as E to an Exocet does, in my opinion.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

I agree with you on the alphabetically limited range, but aardvark to zither doesn't role off the tongue as well as E to an Exocet does, in my opinion.

How much for an Aardvark Yogurt? I'll give you a fiver

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

How much for an Aardvark Yogurt? I'll give you a fiver

An aardvark for a fiver? I don't think you've been looking in to the aardvark market of late. There's been a massive run on them and prices are sky high, even on the black market. I'll tell you what I can do for you guvnor for a fiver - I can get you a non pedigree dog with a road cone lashed to it's head in the style of a snout. You'd have to train it to eat ants yourself though.

[LondonTom]

An aardvark for a fiver? I don't think you've been looking in to the aardvark market of late. There's been a massive run on them and prices are sky high, even on the black market. I'll tell you what I can do for you guvnor for a fiver - I can get you a non pedigree dog with a road cone lashed to it's head in the style of a snout. You'd have to train it to eat ants yourself though.

Could stick a vacuum cleaner in the cone, to simulate Ant eatting?

[Ted Dansons Wig]

An aardvark for a fiver? I don't think you've been looking in to the aardvark market of late. There's been a massive run on them and prices are sky high, even on the black market. I'll tell you what I can do for you guvnor for a fiver - I can get you a non pedigree dog with a road cone lashed to it's head in the style of a snout. You'd have to train it to eat ants yourself though.

Is this a mains aardvark or does it come with a USB lead?

Now I'm thinking about it - Im not that sure Im not mixing an aardvark with something else?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

and who'd want an aardvaark

or a zither?

Looks like Ted's in the market for an aardvark at least, if you can get your hands on one.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Is this a mains aardvark or does it come with a USB lead?

Now I'm thinking about it - Im not that sure Im not mixing an aardvark with something else?

You want to stick a mains lead in to one of these?

Hasn't it got enough to contend with just looking like that, without sending 240 volts through it's body? Mind you, the front of that snout does look like it will take a USB lead.

Edited January 21, 2015 by Yoghurt on a Stick

[gary1979666]

You want to stick a mains lead in to one of these?

Hasn't it got enough to contend with just looking like that, without sending 240 volts through it's body? Mind you, the front of that snout does look like it will take a USB lead.

I'd imagine the back socket could as well!

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Fuck me - is that an Aardvark then?

I used to go out with a girl that looked like that.

Why are his/ her legs/ arms so disproportionate to the rest of its body?

Edited January 21, 2015 by Ted Dansons Wig

[Ted Dansons Wig]

is there any way of knowing what you thought an aardvark was.... ?

Not sure - but thought they sold them at PC World.

Are you sure that picture isn't of a very very young Jar Jar Binks?

[LondonTom]

is there any way of knowing what you thought an aardvark was.... ?

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Im not sure that helped Tom

[LondonTom]

Does this?

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Does this?

Wheres the Aardvark in that picture?

I used to go out with someone who looked like that as well.

[Guest]

I like where this thread has gone, good job, everybody.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I used to go out with someone who looked like that as well.

Which one - to the right or left?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I like where this thread has gone, good job, everybody.

I have ran out of upvotes. I think we could all see the car crash that is the way this thread has gone, but were powerless to stop it - a bit like a Tourette type thingy. Sorry.

[Guest]

Most discussion board threads are just infinite pages of people repeating the same thing, but with increasingly longer posts. Here, real progress has been made, I couldn't have hoped for a better outcome.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Most discussion board threads are just infinite pages of people repeating the same thing, but with increasingly longer posts. Here, real progress has been made, I couldn't have hoped for a better outcome.

You are James Blunt and I claim my £5

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Which one - to the right or left?

Definitely the one on the left. Although here shocked look is probably due to the bloke in the yellow shirt getting his tackle out

[Guest]

You are James Blunt and I claim my £5

Aww, rumbled, good sleuthing, mate. Come back stage next time I play a show in your area, I'll reimburse you for the ticket as well. Just tell security I'm expecting you, be very firm.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Aww, rumbled, good sleuthing, mate. Come back stage next time I play a show in your area, I'll reimburse you for the ticket as well. Just tell security I'm expecting you, be very firm.

You're beautiful