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[guypjfreak]

betting has stopped on stone roses !!!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

[A Guy Called Matt]

betting has stopped on stone roses !!!!

Meaningless - they just stop betting when they get a flurry of cash........ it has started and stopped on most before.

[mr gumby]

Aha, in that case, have a cream bun.

Mmmmm.........bun!

Does Stevie like buns?

[A Guy Called Matt]

Mmmmm.........bun!

Does Stevie like bun

Have you heard my Elephant jokes?

They have visuals!!!

I shall tell all of them at the meet

[A Guy Called Matt]

Mmmmm.........bun!

Does Stevie like buns?

PS Stevie loves buns unless he is angry, then he fucking loves buns.

[mr gumby]

I've noticed a disappointing number of UKIP signs going up around my home town. Can't believe people would vote for them, let alone advertise the fact

Anyway, as you would say, CABBAGES!

[mr gumby]

Have you heard my Elephant jokes?

They have visuals!!!

I shall tell all of them at the meet

As long as they don't involve your trouser pockets!

[A Guy Called Matt]

I've noticed a disappointing number of UKIP signs going up around my home town. Can't believe people would vote for them, let alone advertise the fact

Anyway, as you would say, CABBAGES!

The vast majority of houses have nothing - and will not vote for the lord of all cabbages party

They will get lots of votes cos there are lots of small minded bigots - but they will win less than 5 seats and most will never vote for them again as they will be cross that they wasted their vote and go and drag their knuckles around the floor.

CABBAGES - sorry

[A Guy Called Matt]

As long as they don't involve your trouser pockets!

No trousers involved.

[jeffie]

As long as they don't involve your trouser pockets!

Or groping pockets

[A Guy Called Matt]

Here is one without visuals..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

[A Guy Called Matt]

Or groping pockets

I am not, nor is Stevie, sticking a trunk in a gropingpocket!

[jeffie]

I've noticed a disappointing number of UKIP signs going up around my home town. Can't believe people would vote for them, let alone advertise the fact

Anyway, as you would say, CABBAGES!

We've got one!

But he has them up all year round and is obviously a looney!

[mr gumby]

Here is one without visuals..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

Swim for it!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Swim for it!

No (rude man)

Try again

[jeffie]

Here is one without visuals..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

I know this, it was in a joke book when I was a youngster

Gaaaaagh

[jeffie]

Nope go on, I could Google it but that would be cheating

[pentura]

SO MANY BUNS SO MAY FINBARRS!

[A Guy Called Matt]

When Tarzan saw the elephants coming over the hill he said

"Look, here come the elephants over the hill"

[jeffie]

When Tarzan saw the elephants coming over the hill he said

"Look, here come the elephants over the hill"

That's it.

There's a Jane joke that goes with it?

[A Guy Called Matt]

That's it.

There's a Jane joke that goes with it?

There is................... but what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

[jeffie]

Oh look there's elephants in sunglasses?

[A Guy Called Matt]

Oh look there's elephants in sunglasses?

No

Nothing cos he didn't recognise them.

[A Guy Called Matt]

I bet your all really looking forward to the elephant jokes at the meet now

NOT