Green Police

[sisterofmercy]

I saw loads of them this year, moreso than in previous ones. They didn't seem to be doing anything though, but I could have just caught them on their break or something.

[MrMac]

Edited to add: we should keep this in perspective. Compare to Reading Festival, Glastonbury doesn't really have a problem with this at all.

[Scotdy]

Every time I saw them they were just trying to sell butt containers for £2 a go

[Completewasters]

Every time I saw them they were just trying to sell butt containers for £2 a go

[evergreenh]

We were sitting on a bench opposite the Other Stage on Friday night at around 1230am. A group of 6 walked about 7 foot in front of us, stopped and formed a circle facing outwards. One of the girls got in the middle of the circle and just poo-ed on the field!

We were just totally gobsmacked. The place was packed and she just finished her business, stood up, did up her trousers, and they all walked off without saying a word.

[verrymerry]

My OH really needed a piss during Radiohead but we were at the top of the hill, he contemplated the hedges but the green police were out in full force so he duly went to the urinals, like he should have in the first place!!

[Foxy1984]

Saw one guy pissing against a wall. My group said to him not to but his response was "I have to". There were urinals with barely a queue less than a minutes walk away.

[hannahlmoore]

My OH really needed a piss during Radiohead but we were at the top of the hill, he contemplated the hedges but the green police were out in full force so he duly went to the urinals, like he should have in the first place!!

[robith]

They were annonoymous compared to previous years.

They can be really effective - it used to be that everyone would start booing when they caught someone.

This year I saw them twice, and both times they seemed to be off duty