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Getting engaged at Glastonbury.....


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Saw this last year up around the park stage.. the guy got a big crowd of people, maybe a couple hundred or so, to shout out 'will you marry me!'. Maybe slightly cheesy, but It was quite a nice moment for everyone involved. Good luck if you're planning on asking the big question! :)

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I helped in the setting up of a Glasto proposal in 09. It was LOVELY and us girls who helped get everyone up to the Stone Circle all got a bit teary. Skylanterns with 'Will you marry me?' and Craig had bought the ring there. Worked a treat :D

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Someone asked for the same advice last year. Here's how I replied, hope it helps.

As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

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Someone asked for the same advice last year. Here's how I replied, hope it helps.

As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

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Someone asked for the same advice last year. Here's how I replied, hope it helps.

As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

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Send me a picture of yourself and if you're above a 7/10 I will bring a haribo jelly ring to slid on your finger in Shangri La. Not joking.

I think it's a lovely idea. I'd love a girl to propose to me at Glasto.

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I helped in the setting up of a Glasto proposal in 09. It was LOVELY and us girls who helped get everyone up to the Stone Circle all got a bit teary. Skylanterns with 'Will you marry me?' and Craig had bought the ring there. Worked a treat :D

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Did it last year. My OH always tells people we were at Glastonbury when I proposed. We don't go anywhere else that we think is so special, and it's a big part of our lives, and always likely to be.

In answer to the big T's question, yes of course. Hope when you lose your virginity you can start to answer these type of questions on your own. :P

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I was right next to that! that was so beautiful! Being a complete woman I got a bit teary eyed it was so sweet.

I personally think its lovely, proposing and grand gestures like that are just generally cheesy in my eyes... but isn't that half of the fun? Also if you are going to do it, Glastonbury is as good a place as any if not one of the best. :D

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Presumably depends the one being proposed to's feeling towards glastonbury - do they also consider it a magical place, or do they actually feel like they've been dragged along to a giant public rubbish tip :).

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Thanks for all the advice everybody :-)

Presumably depends the one being proposed to's feeling towards glastonbury - do they also consider it a magical place, or do they actually feel like they've been dragged along to a giant public rubbish tip :).

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We are here (apart from Tommmmy) to provide tips and hints - blokes you make your suggestions, ladies you say yours.

Spontaneous when it feels just right at quiet cosy moment at a campfire.

Planned when up at Flagtopia and the view is just perfect.

Spontaneous when its your favourite song together and you are singing along.

Planned when you take her to a place that means something together.

The choice is endless.

There are so many beautiful locations at the G, you will know when it is the right moment.

5am at the Stone Circle as the sun rises on the final Monday morning would be my perfect moment personally.

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