Pulling at Glasto

[eodsi]

As anyone ever seen that picture of a lady of a certain age masturbating with a slice of pizza in public view at Glastonbury. wrong on so many levels.

Anyhow as anyone got any romantic tales as this thread has gone so downhill

[Spindles]

slice of pizza...what? Just...what?

feel a bit poorly now.

[**claire**]

slice of pizza...what? Just...what?

feel a bit poorly now.

[rexclark]

As anyone ever seen that picture of a lady of a certain age masturbating with a slice of pizza in public view at Glastonbury. wrong on so many levels.

[ink1ing]

Well, remarkably Google came up trumps, if you'll pardon the unintentional pun.. No sign of the pizza but she's on the vice list of festival don'ts..

Really, really, really DO NOT click this link if you're easily offended but if you're not tis quite funny..

Pizza Lady - NSFW!!

[harderfaster]

hahaha ^

[saratink]

Hahaha !!!

[FluffyFairy]

''And the winner is....a woman who masturbated in the nude until this guy came down from his gazebo and yelled “You f**king bitch, you ruined my Glastonbury appearance” while dumping rubbish on her. She then used one of the pizza slices to continue masturbating untill she was taken away and put in an ambulance.''

The caption under the picture says it all.... ha ha ha

[Spindles]

Just wrong on every level.

[Leedspete]

HAHAHAHA - performance art at its very best.

[msutherlandglasto08]

What did we do before Google?

This will be first Glastonbury as a single guy - split with her in doors in January (she also didn't bother paying the balance on her ticket and is now kicking herself - ha ha) - so whilst I am intending to go there to enjoy myself I wouldn't be adverse to 'coping off' if the I happen to meet someone who is into middle-aged, slightly balding men with beer bellies! However, there is a permanent solution to the cheese conundrum - it's one advantage of been circumcised!

[saratink]

Ive also got a solution to the cheese problem....

Wash!!!!!

[BlackHole2006]

In tent sex is probably the most romantic thing you can do at Glasto. Especially to a complete stranger.

Please note the sarcasm used in this post.

[Spindles]

Aahhhhhh...so THAT is sarcasm. Suddenly explains my terrible success rate with the ladies.

*wanders off to re-evaluate entire life*

[**claire**]

Why oh why did I look at that link?!

I'm not going to sleep well tonight now...

[LondonTom]

Ahh the pizza link, I tried looking earlier but didn't really bother haha! Brilliant

In tent sex is probably the most romantic thing you can do at Glasto. Especially to a complete stranger.

Please note the sarcasm used in this post.

Edited May 29, 2011 by LondonTom

[lahm]

I've never pulled at a festival because usually a hefty cocktail of drink, drugs and a general good times takes my mind off it... That and I possibly just haven't taken any possible chances if they've arisen. But I've always thought that festival sex may be the most awkward and uncomfortable about. As many have said before oral would be totally out of the questions due to cheesy dip/festival fanny, and if its muddy shagging in your wellies would be an awkward one, not to mention how wasted you'd be to actually perform properly and in the confines of a 2 man tent it would be a logistical nightmare....

Still wouldn't turn the offer down though if I was so lucky to have it arise.

[Spindles]

Theres more to pulling than dairylea and tuna surely though?

What's wrong with just getting a bit tipsy in the setting sun, enjoying good company and maybe a bit of a kiss and a cuddle? Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

There seems to be a bit of view here that all men are shallow, sex obsessed pigs. I'd like to counter this, I'm not. I've never slept with a woman not in a relationship...ok, not always in a relationship with me, but its the principle that counts.

[markeee]

As anyone ever seen that picture of a lady of a certain age masturbating with a slice of pizza in public view at Glastonbury. wrong on so many levels.

Anyhow as anyone got any romantic tales as this thread has gone so downhill

[markeee]

What did we do before Google?

This will be first Glastonbury as a single guy - split with her in doors in January (she also didn't bother paying the balance on her ticket and is now kicking herself - ha ha) - so whilst I am intending to go there to enjoy myself I wouldn't be adverse to 'coping off' if the I happen to meet someone who is into middle-aged, slightly balding men with beer bellies! However, there is a permanent solution to the cheese conundrum - it's one advantage of been circumcised!

[Bender]

I wouldn't mind something female shaped at the G

Wet wipes clean all.

I do wish i could unsee that pizza picture though

Edited May 30, 2011 by Bender

[jimmyk83]

Domino's anyone? Deeeelicious

[freeak]

I saw the pizza woman incident. She was very determined not to stop.

[starknaked]

Well, remarkably Google came up trumps, if you'll pardon the unintentional pun.. No sign of the pizza but she's on the vice list of festival don'ts..

Really, really, really DO NOT click this link if you're easily offended but if you're not tis quite funny..

Pizza Lady - NSFW!!

Edited May 30, 2011 by starknaked

[Bender]

oh. my. god. why did i click the link. i was having a good time reading the banter in this thread before the horror that is pizza masturbation