Pulling at Glasto

[CitizenErased]

A few years ago I woke up with a hangover like I'd been stabbed in the eyes to the sound of my mate grunting 'urrgh I'm cummin'.

This was bad. But got even worse when the 'lady' he'd just played 'hide the wookie' with asked for some bog roll as his man fat was leaking out of her onto the groundsheet.

How are you supposed to eat bacon when the image of a womans fanny looking like a popped chicken kiev is fresh in your mind? Please everyone, for the sake of your fellow festival goers, refrain from engaging into sexual congress at Glastonbury.

[fuzzylogic]

I've never even come close to 'pulling' at Glastonbury. But then again I'm an ugly f**ker who is unlovable in every way.

Oh well at least I still have Cider!

[jimmyk83]

I've never even come close to 'pulling' at Glastonbury. But then again I'm an ugly f**ker who is unlovable in every way.

Oh well at least I still have Cider!

[Wanderlei]

I've been to 3 Glastos, the 4th coming up shortly, and i've pulled once. But i'm staff and have easy shower access. If i pull in 2011 i'll have a 50% success rate lol.

But i think you've just got to go with the flow at Glasto. Don't worry about pulling.

[Spindles]

It appears that i have a twin

[tommmy]

I think pretty much anything is ok to do but I do draw the line at rimming, especially after Friday.

[Glasto Mad]

Was actually talking to a newly single friend about this a while ago. I'm in a relationship but cant imagine wanting to get really intimate with someone at a festival if I were single. A kiss and a fondle perhaps, but I don't want cheese on the side

[king_oxymoron]

Last year was my first year and I did.. what made it more awkward though was that my friend walked me home the night before this went down and I let them stay as their tent was so far away, so to the people I'd just met and was camping with it did look like different people emerging from my tent each day which wasn't the case in THAT sense at all!

[marktea]

All of this sort of stuff just makes me want to dump my partner so's I'll be able to pull at the fest. Sigh.

[r0cky]

Me and my mates were discussing the prospect of meeting someone at Glasto.

One was no way... and decided that every bloke would have a cheesy willy by day 3, the others said it depended on the moment.

[donthaveacoolname]

I think pretty much anything is ok to do but I do draw the line at rimming, especially after Friday.

[markeee]

really couldn't be bothered, i dont mnd meeting people while there, but not looking to meet girls, cba id rather just have a good , messy time

[harderfaster]

you're all just making me feel ashamed of my inability to get a hard on whilst w*nkered.

[Spindles]

I always thought that was an urban myth, certainly never happened to me, accidentally shagging fat girls, yes, but never that.

[JC-Mo'Fucka]

I always thought that was an urban myth, certainly never happened to me, accidentally shagging fat girls, yes, but never that.

[saratink]

There was a thread like this last year, someone called ampersand confessed to tasting his own spunk.

[olive123]

Low. Brow.

[Nice hymer]

I always thought that was an urban myth, certainly never happened to me, accidentally shagging fat girls, yes, but never that.

[MamaJojo]

+1...... more cushion for your pushin and all that

[mandypants]

So I DO have a chance then? I was starting to wonder whether I might as well just sew me ladybits up and forget about it, I've been single so long

[Kyelo]

Glasto '08, I went for a drunken late night ramble to the cinema field to watch Iron Man. Being the cinema there weren't any lights around, but after a few minutes of darkness I noticed someone sat 10 feet in front of me rhythmically rocking. Bit odd I thought, then after more squinting I realised it was actually 1 person sat on top, riding the other! In my drunken state I couldn't stop laughing and had to walk away as I didn't want to ruin the moment for them.

I personally thought Iron Man was a great film, obviously they weren't too impressed.

[Spindles]

So I DO have a chance then? I was starting to wonder whether I might as well just sew me ladybits up and forget about it, I've been single so long

[HastingsBoy]

This thread is just genius - i'm crying with laughter. thanks folks you have cheered me up no end.

[FluffyFairy]

As anyone ever seen that picture of a lady of a certain age masturbating with a slice of pizza in public view at Glastonbury. wrong on so many levels.

Anyhow as anyone got any romantic tales as this thread has gone so downhill

[LusciousLucy]

Anyhow as anyone got any romantic tales as this thread has gone so downhill