The Simpsons

[Cardboard Box City]

There's a similar topic on another board I've been looking at. Suggestions included the baseball one and pretty much every other episode from the 90's.

[ampersand]

that's kinda like asking someone their favourite beatles song

[Steve P]

Couldn't give a favourite, just too many truely great episodes. I saw the baseball epidose the other day.

"Get those sideburns cut hippy"

[ampersand]

Couldn't give a favourite, just too many truely great episodes. I saw the baseball epidose the other day.

"Get those sideburns cut hippy"

[Cardboard Box City]

what series was that? i started collecting them on dvd but gave up. and didn't want to buy the first couple.

brilliant episode though!

[Steve P]

what series was that? i started collecting them on dvd but gave up. and didn't want to buy the first couple.

brilliant episode though!

[Steve P]

Season 3 - back in the good old days of 1992.

The last episode of that season was the return of Homer's brother - you never see that one on tv very often.

[Ed209]

King Size Homer is one of my favourites, also Fish called Selma is a classic, in fact all of season 7 is amazing

[Steve P]

Think my favourite line might be in the episode where Bart starts working at the bordello. When the woman asks Homer if he's wearing a bag

"I have misplaced my pants"

[ampersand]

You didn't get very far collecting them then, it's in series 3. I've got series 1 - 9, pretty much pure gold. Just looking at the episodes in season 3 and realised that there are loads that I haven't seen it in ages - Colonel Homer

[Greeny_Musicchild]

The episode where Homer gets a new job in Cyprus Creek with that super-villain is probably my favourite. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Bond i expect you to die and be a cheap funeral... ok, your gonna die now!"

Also the one where he goes on that huge trip after eating that really hot chili, Johnny Cash guests as a weird fox, fantastic animation.

Edited October 21, 2010 by Greeny_Musicchild

[jono_01]

Monorail. Just for the song

[Steve P]

Monorail. Just for the song

[Greeny_Musicchild]

Is there a chance this track could bend?

Not on your life my Hindu friend

[Cardboard Box City]

"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry"

[Cardboard Box City]

(couple talking about Homer after taking a test drive with him)

Man: Well honey, what do you think?

Woman: Did that salesman 'cut one' during the test drive?

Man: Yeah, and for some reason he turned on the radio to cover up the smell.

Woman: Let's get out of here! I'm not shaking that guys hand.

[The Nal]

Ned: "Homer, God didn't set your house on fire."

Rev. Lovejoy: "No, but He was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ... miscellaneous."

Apu: "Hindu! There are 700 million of us!"

Rev. Lovejoy: (condescendingly) "Aw, that's super."

Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

[Gre]

The Mr Plow episode is one of mine

A lot of people probably hate this, but a few of the newer episodes have started referencing old episodes - I watched one the other night where in the attich there is an "I didn't do it" t-shirt & the big ugly head Mr Burns gave them for Bart's blood donation etc

I can't remember the exact circumstances (i may have been drunk), but one recent one has a bit at the end where Barney appears shouting "The Plow King rules again!!!" Genuine lol moment

New episode tonight as well, hurrah!

[Greeny_Musicchild]

Homer: "Oh Marge, everytime i learn something new it pushes something else out of my head. Remember when i took that wine tasting class and forgot how to drive?"

Marge: "You were drunk!"

Homer: "And how!"

[Steve P]

Milhouse: Watch out Itchy, he's Irish!

[bunique]

Think unsexy thoughts!

[Gre]

Ralph in general. So, so many.

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

"I like boys now."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"These taste like grandma"

"Your breath smells like dead bunnies!"

"My cat's name is mittens"

Ralph: Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.

Principal Skinner: One of your best Ralph.

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.

Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.

Ralph: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon.

Miss Hoover: Why not?

Ralph: I ate it.

etc etc etc...

[Gre]

Think unsexy thoughts!

[Steve P]

Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh?

Ned: Uh-huh.

Homer: [eats some] One, two… hey, what’s the big idea?

Ned: Oh, I admit it. It’s only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.

Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail?

Ned: We’ll see, son. We’ll see.

Edited October 21, 2010 by Steve P

[minute5072]

I love the episode where homer gets the pile of sugar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub8NeH_eQ8k&feature=related